Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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wicker75 0
she took your beard trimmer so she could shave her own beard.
yuggi1 11
Should had been there, OP. I can't believe you trusted her! She's your ex for a reason, remember that.
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Comments (121)
Moarlie 0
If you ask me, The sad thing is that she needed your beard trimmer..
QueenOfBoredom 0
maybe she didnt NEED it, maybe she just wanted to piss him off.... or! they broke up because of her need for a beard trimmer!
Blue_Barbie 0
If she bought it, she owns it!!!
xX_Munchie_Xx 8
its his house, he stated that he owns it. I don't think she purchased the shower head.
LJN 16
If you KNOW she's moving out BE THERE to lay claim on your things. If you didn't know she was taking off then FYL. Also, immediately change the locks or request the keys back the MOMENT she becomes your ex and decides to move out. Her having a set of keys means she can come and go as she pleases, taking whatever she wants when she goes. Furthermore, if she did happen to pay for something (like a couch or TV) then she technically owns it and has free rights to take it with her. The only thing this may not apply to is any gifts she gave to you (like the beard trimmer-potentially) and those things have to be worked out between the two of you.
cptmorgan15 2
Thank you Judge Judy.
angylnova 5
I've been there dude
ILoveEmoes 9
She stole your beardtrimmer? If she really needs it I'd say you're nettet off without her (;
ChibiChibi_fml 28
She may have stolen it just to piss him off and not out of some kind of need. She also, as some have pointed out, may have stolen it for use in trimming hair in personal areas.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I like how I got voted down for that but it is a fact that there are a lot of women and men that will use a beard trimmer for such things. Plus I'm not the only one who pointed that out.
besosforme 26
It's true Chibi! I'll be a witness to that. I know a few guys who use them to manscape (hey, why not? Multi-functional) because with those, they can control length and whatnot, to maintain a somewhat 'natural' yet groomed look.
Nosmo75 4
It's finally happened, someone's girlfriend has ran away with the shower head. =P
SarahCrazy_fml 0
damn, you ****** up!
acelucas 0
Crazy?
JeterArmy 0
bro that sucks, thats what bitches do i guess
silvic84 0
sooo funny! change your toothbrush who knows what she did with it!!!
deathpotato 11
press charges.