FML : Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated...

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 14 March 2011 04:49 / United States

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By DocBastard | 38

#2180058 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:47

Why the hell were you doing gymnastics at a bar? Especially an uneven bar!

By Jimboom | 11

#2179941 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:07

Confucius say, Man who flips out over partying will hit head when he gets to bar.

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By violetdabomb | 0

#2179902 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:51

OP focus on your routine instead of eavesdropping

UnluckyChicka | 0

#2179916 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:56

what level r u?!? if ur like a 9 or 10 that's kinda patheticccc!!!!! lmao! I'm only a 7 but I got hurt and had to completely relearn everything in level 6.

andrewzzz | 0

#2179918 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:59

#3 how do u level up?

JonaDona | 2

#2179946 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:09

just keep walking on the grass, and when a pokemon jumps u just attack it with your own

UnluckyChicka | 0

#2179951 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:12

#5 u have to master all the skills in the current level and the next, most likely be good at those levels, and then a coach most likely will decide u r ready for the next level.

hahahaha19 | 0

#2179957 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:13

#3 is talking about levels of gymnastics, there are ten normal levels.

UnluckyChicka | 0

#2179962 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:15

and then u can become elite, but you technically can test into it at any level. most people wait until after 10 and very few people actually become elites.

j300zx | 0

#2179992 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:24

#11
Fucking WIN!
Hahahahaha
I dam nearly pissed myself when I read your comment!
:D

nickward5252 | 0

#2180788 - Monday 14 March 2011 16:56

my girlfriend is brittni schuster she is elite. in the top 5 for best gymnasts in the world

nickward5252 | 0

#2180861 - Monday 14 March 2011 17:07

my girlfriend is brittni schuster. elite gymnast and on of the best in the country

natas_fml | 13

#2180954 - Monday 14 March 2011 17:31

first she's top 5 in the world, then top in the country. which story are you going with, you liar liar, plants for hire?!

QueenOfBoredom | 0

#2180980 - Monday 14 March 2011 17:37

hahaha i literally laughed out loud at that

nutsackmuscle | 0

#2181120 - Monday 14 March 2011 18:20

maybe it was world but then she got demoted to country.

ChibiChibi_fml | 22

#2181582 - Monday 14 March 2011 21:45

Technically neither of nickward5252 comments are contradictory since you can be one of the Top 5 in the world and one of the best in the country at the same time.

ChibiChibi_fml | 22

#2181594 - Monday 14 March 2011 21:49

Not that I believe him, I'm just pointing that out. Also, some people consider one's status in their country as more important than their status in the rest of the world.

nickward5252 | 0

#2182708 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:16

no i ment the us srry

rcloca | 10

#2675787 - Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:49

I'm sorry but maybe she/he was thinking " hmm was I invited 2" NO JUDGING!

By andrewzzz | 0

#2179908 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:53

u were probly left alone because they were all partying

t1mmy_168 | 0

#2179920 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:59

Really?

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2180289 - Monday 14 March 2011 14:18

Whoa.... you know, I think you may be right!

megaluke | 0

#2180299 - Monday 14 March 2011 14:20

sounds like OP really flipped out over nit being invited to that party

marinus_fml | 19

#2180359 - Monday 14 March 2011 14:53

^ Sounds like the recipe for a good pun, if you ask me. Your sentence structure is not so great either.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2180489 - Monday 14 March 2011 15:30

"If you are going to try crack" xD

By j300zx | 0

#2179928 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:03

Who needs a party when you have crappy cable channels and awesome hospital food!
Yay!

No I'm jk fuck your life.

andrewzzz | 0

#2179935 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:06

pedobear!!!!!! :D

j300zx | 0

#2179989 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:22

Andrewzzz..
High Five to me!
In fact I have some candy in my van!
Want some?
LOL

MyTwoCents_ | 0

#2180268 - Monday 14 March 2011 14:11

there aucually isn't any tv xD

MissBunny25 | 0

#2180448 - Monday 14 March 2011 15:19

wow you must go to a shitty hospital then... last time I checked, there were TVs in the rooms in a hospital..

By skulluks | 0

#2179940 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:07

You should have your own party and make them all over hear about it with everybody asking you about it very enthusiastically, only to have it somewhere else so they will be left out.

Oh and put itching powder in there talk stuff.