FML : Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was...

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Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ipayyourbillsgorramit - / Friday 24 August 2012 23:29 / Australia - Queanbeyan

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By DocBastard | 38

#4857898 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:02

You should yell whatever the hell you want at her. Get it all off your chest about what an insensitive bitch she is being and how she should leave you the fuck alone.

If she tries to punish you for it, tell her you were just sleep talking. It's foolproof!

By ali671 | 1

#4857876 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:00

She sounds like a bitch.

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By CheesecakeTaco | 3

#4857874 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:00

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By ali671 | 1

#4857876 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:00

She sounds like a bitch.

HowAreYouToday | 34

#4857963 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:09

Parents are all bitches. Some of them just hide it better than others

CheesecakeTaco | 3

#4857965 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:10

Yep, OP should have said "let's see you get a job with a 12 hour shift, you lazy orange flavored mother fucker!"

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4858090 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:40

She's an Oompa Lumpa.
It's to be expected.

xXHollowIchigoXx | 17

#4858306 - Saturday 25 August 2012 6:56

#25 It was a Ray William Johnson reference… You orange flavored mother fucker!

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#4858320 - Saturday 25 August 2012 6:59

Well she does pay her mothers bills, Gorrammit! Her mother should realize that just because you take naps doesn't mean you are lazy.

redmane | 21

#4858631 - Saturday 25 August 2012 10:00

Sorry 15. My parents were always cool and hardly ever bitchy while raising me. Not all parents are bitches.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4859044 - Saturday 25 August 2012 14:38

I'd call her a bitch right in front of her tits!!

_wraith | 15

#4859274 - Saturday 25 August 2012 16:36

Parents are people. You get the good, bad and ugly with them, just like everyone else. They aren't perfect so stop expecting them to be.
That being said... yeah, you're mom sounds like she belongs in the "bitch" category, OP. Sorry 'bout that.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4861482 - Sunday 26 August 2012 6:36

88) Ni! Not in front of the tits!

By Polly452 | 2

#4857878 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:00

I don't see how your mom can really think you can last that long when you worked a 12-hour shift! She need to think.

Quinn32 | 16

#4857994 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:17

Some people stay awake for more than 12 hours at a time...

PlaidPanda | 9

#4858334 - Saturday 25 August 2012 7:04

21- Go get a job, work a twelve hour shift, then you'll realize staying awake, and working are two completely different things.

chatoyant_fml | 12

#4858760 - Saturday 25 August 2012 11:55

#21 most people are pretty tired just after an eight-hour shift.

Polly452 | 2

#4859143 - Saturday 25 August 2012 15:20

I know that most do, but working 12 hours sucks. When you need to sleep, you crash

Polly452 | 2

#4859153 - Saturday 25 August 2012 15:22

#56 Im not retarted. I do know the difference. I have a job and working the 10-hours that I do sucks and when I get home, I just want to sleep.

peve3 | 12

#4859836 - Saturday 25 August 2012 18:33

93, 56 was replying to 21. She wasn't bashing you or anything.

ali094king | 4

#4886485 - Sunday 2 September 2012 5:01

Hey Polly nice picture lmao

By DocBastard | 38

#4857898 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:02

reallytho3 | 11

#4858041 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:27

That's just crazy enough to work...

ajeppsen | 25

#4858546 - Saturday 25 August 2012 8:53

Mr. Bastard you are to fucking awesome. And op tell her to work a twelve hour shift. And when she comes home and and relaxes yell at her for being lazy.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4859030 - Saturday 25 August 2012 14:32

Doc- how would you feel about a 12 hour shift?

Snackycake | 20

#4860509 - Sunday 26 August 2012 0:22

#86, well if he's a doctor he probably already works 12 hour shifts.

PYLrulz | 17

#4860533 - Sunday 26 August 2012 0:36

I'd give it a shot. Doctors orders

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4861314 - Sunday 26 August 2012 5:33

My God. When you have to spell it out to some people it does get boring. My point was also that he's a doctor, and probably used to much longer shifts, say 30-40 hours, or more? And SO a 12 shift might be considered a blessing to some people.

Trisha_aus | 15

#4861393 - Sunday 26 August 2012 6:04

From my knowledge (watching scrubs) doctors work for a long time

capslockisgood | 19

#4861474 - Sunday 26 August 2012 6:33

118 No one works a forty hour shift.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4862001 - Sunday 26 August 2012 11:15

121- many doctors work 40 hour shifts. Maybe not in your country, but they do.

By Vaporify | 4

#4857899 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:02

Tell her you were on a 12 hour shift, you deserve some rest.

By Erniedoee | 2

#4857907 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:03

12 hour shift? Get a house man! Problem
Solved!

Dblocker | 18

#4857912 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:03

What part of 12 hour shift did you not get?

capslockisgood | 19

#4993058 - Monday 1 October 2012 22:31

OPs' name is "IPayYourBillsGorramit" implying that OP's mother lives with OP.

By earljonez | 22

#4857921 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:04

yeah 12 hour shifts are nuts. I just got off of work rightnow and I'm tired as hell

DocBastard | 38

#4857939 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:07

Try doing 24. I've even done a 48 hour shift on trauma call once. I felt like a drunk zombie.

the_anti_hipster | 7

#4858110 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:47

Note to self: when at hospital, make sure doctor isn't on the back end of a 48 hour shift to avoid having a drunk zombie poke me with needles.

firemedic841 | 11

#4858473 - Saturday 25 August 2012 8:15

My scheduled shifts are 24 hours. I only work 2 days a week which is nice. I'm on a 32 hour shift now. I've done longer but it's no fun and I actually left early because I didn't feel I could do the job safely.

andrew87804 | 4

#4860022 - Saturday 25 August 2012 19:54

#12 i like ur picture lol

PYLrulz | 17

#4860537 - Sunday 26 August 2012 0:39

In my opinion, there ain't much difference once you go past 8 hours (I do 10 hour shifts where I work at, sometimes 12), but going 24 or 48 hours?!? That's just plain nuts!

By zandalee | 19

#4857925 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:05

This is how you know it is time to be an adult, leave home and get your own place. Share a house with others. It's not that expensive if done correctly.