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By ipayyourbillsgorramit - Australia - Queanbeyan
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

You should yell whatever the hell you want at her. Get it all off your chest about what an insensitive bitch she is being and how she should leave you the fuck alone.

If she tries to punish you for it, tell her you were just sleep talking. It's foolproof!

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  _wraith  |  15

Parents are people. You get the good, bad and ugly with them, just like everyone else. They aren't perfect so stop expecting them to be.
That being said... yeah, you're mom sounds like she belongs in the "bitch" category, OP. Sorry 'bout that.

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By  DocBastard  |  38

You should yell whatever the hell you want at her. Get it all off your chest about what an insensitive bitch she is being and how she should leave you the fuck alone.

If she tries to punish you for it, tell her you were just sleep talking. It's foolproof!

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  ajeppsen  |  25

Mr. Bastard you are to fucking awesome. And op tell her to work a twelve hour shift. And when she comes home and and relaxes yell at her for being lazy.

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  TourettesGuyFTW  |  25

My God. When you have to spell it out to some people it does get boring. My point was also that he's a doctor, and probably used to much longer shifts, say 30-40 hours, or more? And SO a 12 shift might be considered a blessing to some people.

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  firemedic841  |  11

My scheduled shifts are 24 hours. I only work 2 days a week which is nice. I'm on a 32 hour shift now. I've done longer but it's no fun and I actually left early because I didn't feel I could do the job safely.

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  PYLrulz  |  17

In my opinion, there ain't much difference once you go past 8 hours (I do 10 hour shifts where I work at, sometimes 12), but going 24 or 48 hours?!? That's just plain nuts!

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By  zandalee  |  19

This is how you know it is time to be an adult, leave home and get your own place. Share a house with others. It's not that expensive if done correctly.

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