Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
By
ipayyourbillsgorramit
- Australia - Queanbeyan
If she tries to punish you for it, tell her you were just sleep talking. It's foolproof!