Parents are all bitches. Some of them just hide it better than others

Yep, OP should have said "let's see you get a job with a 12 hour shift, you lazy orange flavored mother fucker!"

She's an Oompa Lumpa. It's to be expected.

#25 It was a Ray William Johnson reference… You orange flavored mother fucker!

Well she does pay her mothers bills, Gorrammit! Her mother should realize that just because you take naps doesn't mean you are lazy.

Sorry 15. My parents were always cool and hardly ever bitchy while raising me. Not all parents are bitches.

I'd call her a bitch right in front of her tits!!

Parents are people. You get the good, bad and ugly with them, just like everyone else. They aren't perfect so stop expecting them to be. That being said... yeah, you're mom sounds like she belongs in the "bitch" category, OP. Sorry 'bout that.

88) Ni! Not in front of the tits!

Some people stay awake for more than 12 hours at a time...

21- Go get a job, work a twelve hour shift, then you'll realize staying awake, and working are two completely different things.

#21 most people are pretty tired just after an eight-hour shift.

I know that most do, but working 12 hours sucks. When you need to sleep, you crash

#56 Im not retarted. I do know the difference. I have a job and working the 10-hours that I do sucks and when I get home, I just want to sleep.

93, 56 was replying to 21. She wasn't bashing you or anything.

Hey Polly nice picture lmao

That's just crazy enough to work...

Mr. Bastard you are to fucking awesome. And op tell her to work a twelve hour shift. And when she comes home and and relaxes yell at her for being lazy.

Doc- how would you feel about a 12 hour shift?

#86, well if he's a doctor he probably already works 12 hour shifts.

I'd give it a shot. Doctors orders

My God. When you have to spell it out to some people it does get boring. My point was also that he's a doctor, and probably used to much longer shifts, say 30-40 hours, or more? And SO a 12 shift might be considered a blessing to some people.

From my knowledge (watching scrubs) doctors work for a long time

118 No one works a forty hour shift.

121- many doctors work 40 hour shifts. Maybe not in your country, but they do.

What part of 12 hour shift did you not get?

OPs' name is "IPayYourBillsGorramit" implying that OP's mother lives with OP.

Try doing 24. I've even done a 48 hour shift on trauma call once. I felt like a drunk zombie.

Note to self: when at hospital, make sure doctor isn't on the back end of a 48 hour shift to avoid having a drunk zombie poke me with needles.

My scheduled shifts are 24 hours. I only work 2 days a week which is nice. I'm on a 32 hour shift now. I've done longer but it's no fun and I actually left early because I didn't feel I could do the job safely.

#12 i like ur picture lol

In my opinion, there ain't much difference once you go past 8 hours (I do 10 hour shifts where I work at, sometimes 12), but going 24 or 48 hours?!? That's just plain nuts!

OP could still be a teen in high school... My boyfriend's mother is very similar to OP's mom.