Money: Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool,...

By Shadyblood - 15/08/2009 04:32 - Puerto Rico

Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML

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You deserved it 4 440

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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The blame game

By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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You deserved it 170

By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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You deserved it 5 406

Drunken mess

By bethany - 03/11/2011 17:36 - Australia

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 575

By AsshatUncle - 30/11/2015 02:47 - United States - Tampa

Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML

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By nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

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By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

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You deserved it 2 734

By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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Cruel winter

By Not funny! - 22/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML

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You deserved it 70

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 15 August 2009 13:05

Get drunk and drive his car into the lake. Problem solved, after all you can't take responsibility for your drunken actions.

chibihotaru 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 12:55

Gah.. your family sucks

Comments

SimplySynful 3

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:34

Absurd! He should be made to pay for it! "Not responsible for his drunk actions" The law would beg to differ. Quite honestly I would demand that he pay for it, and if he continued to refuse, I would sue.

ZuRG_fml 7

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:40

Or giddily threw it? "ey, man, sabes que? I... *lob* Hole in one, ese!"

burnhamt23 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:41

Fake. There is no replacement cost. If your iPhone gets damaged (even without AppleCare) they'll give you a new one

ZuRG_fml 7

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:44

It's the principle? Even if he doesn't lose more than some personalized settings, he just found out his uncle is a douchebag and his ENTIRE FAMILY will sell him out without a second thought in order to support the douchebaggery. I'd call that an FML.

Iswear 4

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:15

Actually, Apple doesn't cover water damage, so no, they won't give you a new one. It happened to my macbook. One of my roommates water damaged it and it voided the warranty.

Sorrel 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:51

I'm with that plan, get drunk and do something really bad to his house.

icertainlysuck 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:54

Is it tradition for every person to be a stupid drunk in Puerto Rico? or is just by choice?

yep_me_again 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:03

is it tradition for you to be such a xenophobe?

sublime93 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:02

I swear this site only ever talks about apple products lmao. I don't think there's been an FML about blackberries. Probably because they're so sacred no one would dare drunkenly break it. :D