Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML
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Top comments
Jemm_fml 29
Get drunk and drive his car into the lake. Problem solved, after all you can't take responsibility for your drunken actions.
chibihotaru 0
Gah.. your family sucks
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Comments (275)
Ross_H 0
Get drunk, go round his house with a baseball bat and smash his kneecaps. If he doesn't have $600 on him, take his valubles and electronics.
kira1kira 0
in a court of law, it doesn't matter whether you are drunk or not, sue.
xpxp2002 4
YDI for buying an iPhone. Now's your chance to replace it with a real phone.
pat2rome 0
Good luck using that excuse if he ever has to pay child support. All the people who are saying to sue him are retarded. Just go to his house, get smashed, and break $600 worth of stuff and use his bullshit excuse.
MathMajor6 6
Yes, clearly the people saying to sue him are retarded. Your idea makes much more sense. Because then the OP will still have no money to buy an iPhone, and an uncle who's madder than if the OP had just sued him.
mercedeslove 0
file a claim against him. Or damage something of his that's equal to the phone
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for letting him touch your iPhone, and YDI for having a iphone 3GS. Seriously why didn't you just update the old iPhone.
Acidwash1987 0
put it in a bag of rice for a few days it should work fine. my phone and ipod have been through that atleast twice and they still work.
heyitslain 0
I hide my valuables for one reason only; So my drunk uncle doesn't ruin my stuff! Not because of thieves.
sangre 0
Ooops, sorry uncle I accidentally got drunk and crashed your brand new car. My bad, good thing I'm not responsible for my actions while drunk.
spawn_of_satan 0
i would had beaten the shit outta him and say i was drunk so i wouldn't get in trouble for it