Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML
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Top comments
Jemm_fml 29
Get drunk and drive his car into the lake. Problem solved, after all you can't take responsibility for your drunken actions.
chibihotaru 0
Gah.. your family sucks
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Comments (275)
KennEH 0
He not be responsible while he's drunk, but he is responsible for opening his gob and taking the booze in.
Jennydew 0
Your uncle and the rest of your family members on his side are a bunch of assholes. If I was in that situation, the offending uncle would suddenly go missing....
Luky_fml 0
sorry i cant feel bad for you, you spent $600 on a phone
LockonStratos_fml 3
Do you people read or know anything? The iPhone is subsidized. So he spent less then $600. The $600 is the price of the phone unsubsidized and since Apple doesn't cover accidental damage in the warranty, you have to pay the unsubsidized price for the replacement. Most phones are subsidized by the cellular companies. The phones you get for free or $50 is subsidized. If anyone deserves anything, it is people who say YDI for spending $600 on a phone when you don't know what you are talking about.
Boxingsweets 0
"he said he wasn't responsible for his actions." I'd like to see him try telling THAT to the police if he ever goes drinking and driving! DX OP, FYL.
cross027 0
small claims court
xianwei 0
haha yes. get drunk and rob him, or screw his daughter or something.
r0kcemxo 2
Can your uncle be held responsible for getting himself plastered? Cause if not who ever was shoving those beers down his throat should be the one to pay you back.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
get drunk and beat him down, take all of his money, and buy a new iphone. than say you're not responsible for what you did while drunk.
Rosalind_fml 0
Small claims court. Sue him.
zeal 0
lol, just effing take him to court. Your family members must have saw him to do it, so they would be witnesses.