Drunken mess

By bethany - 03/11/2011 17:36 - Australia

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 631
You deserved it 3 565

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This MAY be a run-on sentence.

I'm sorry, but she would be buying me a new phone.


She probably wanted to find some water.

Your name suits you, you troll lol

OP hope you wrote this post after you put your boot up her ass! Bitch needs to learn.

I hope she was in one of those photos

1 I doubt that.

Make sure you get a lock on your door..

Maybe she thought the water was vodka?

woww drunk sister lol kick her ass

I dont believe it!

All of this could have been avoided if OP had the balls to take his sister in his bed and fck her brains out!

91 - You're an idiot for 2 reasons: 1.) OP is a girl, therefore stop referring to her as a 'he' 2.) She lives in Australia, not Kentucky.

She needs to get laid Nice mustang mzpony

she was probably mad at you anyway for not being her DD lol

Guess she loves u ;)

At least no one got injured... Right?

OP got injured...inside...thats where it hurts the most. jk it hurts most to get kicked in the balls

This MAY be a run-on sentence.

I don't think it technically is, but splitting it up would definitely help it flow better.

Alert!! Hawthorn has returned and is on FML!!!!!!

So many commas!

Commas need lovin too and fyl OP goodluck with ur phone

Maybe your sister is drunk.

66 - your picture scares the fuck out of me.

82- Quick! Refer to the Zombieland rules!

Shit made me lol

That doesn't even make sense towards the FML

She's just really really accident prone :o

Read it again, yes it does. Slamming door, force so much that frames fell to the floor, yeah roids.

No lol. Isn't even close buddy, look up roid rage then tell me if your comment makes sense.

Fine you win, I was WRONG!

This is what happens when I don't wear my reading glasses. I look like an asshat.

I don't think your reading glasses has much to do with that. Good effort tho'.

I actually lol'd at the use of "roid rage" why is it not funny?

It's funny, I just said it has nothing to do with the FML

Thanks for correcting me though, seriously :)

Lol sounds like something my sister would do

Playful1985 9

Intervention anyone?

Put a lock on your room!

Who would lock their room door?

Teenagers would.

I'm sorry, but she would be buying me a new phone.

And maybe multiple broken picture frames.

Why would you want someone to buy you broken picture frames????

Whoops I meant buy NEW frames for the broken ones...

Perhaps a locked door would stop this from happening again. But since it already happened I'd say flush her phone down the toilet.

Hang that bitch

Not everyone can lock their doors. In all the houses I've lived not a single door allowed me to lock them.

That's why I put a lock on all of my doors. Doesn't cost much and it kept my stuff safe and sound from sticky fingers.

your sister sounds cool..

Yeah, what makes her sound cooler is how she spilled water all over OP's new phone. I wish I had a sister like that. >.>

I'd say obnoxious.