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  PantyGAMES  |  10

"Don't trust everything you read on the Internet." -JFK

EDIT: Didn't mean to thread jack with this. No idea why it posted as a reply to number one.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

3, even though you didn't mean to thread jack, according to the girl, in the State Farm commercial who is about to go on a date with a "French model", everything is true if it on the internet. Where did she head that? The internet. It cracks me up how foolish people can be when purchasing items online without making sure what they are about to purchase is, in fact, real. To OP, why is she still your girlfriend???

By  hewro_failure  |  11

You almost deserve this because we obviously know you aren't dating her for her intelligence which means you are shallow and deserve a smack in the face as a wake up call

  Harpy20  |  24

They could have easily bonded over a common interest since that's how genuine relationships usually begin. Doesn't mean he's shallow at all just because she proved herself to be an idiot. The fact that he posted this as an FML shows that he actually values intelligence over the latter.

  lilhellian  |  26

She could actually be smart to a point.. Alcohol does make people stupid and have less inhibitions while intoxicated... I hope the GF learned not to drink this much again and that Op needs to keep his credit card to himself...

  wiccaantje  |  20

I wouldn't date someone I consider stupid and I wouldn't date someone I consider ugly.
It's not shallow, the relationship won't work if I believe they are stupid or dumb.
What I consider as dumb/ugly is personal, but everyone does it.
Some people *like you* just feel like they are above looks and etc.

You wouldn't date someone you are not attracted to.
You wouldn't be attracted to someone you think is stupid.

  EpicSquishii  |  21

Many thanks :) I worked hard on it.
My FML app for Windows phone doesn't support Autocorrect, and my touchscreen keyboard is shit. Makes for many, many typos -_-

  lilhellian  |  26

60 If you want to be an ass about it.. I can to.. The "L" should have been uppercase. It is the start of the sentence and you bothered to put a question mark..