maxedoutidiot
United States
Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
KamiAzaaaaaa
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Boozehound
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
danielesnaranjo
Drunk online shopping FTW!
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
xero_art
United States
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
ARGHHHH
Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
FacebookStrikesAgain
Bayamon, Puerto Rico
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
laststand11
Reserved
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
liquorless
Hamilton, Canada
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
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buck33 14
Wait a minute.. Your girlfriend is the one who beat me to it!
Harpy20 24
Report it as a fraudulent charge, dump her, and move on. Bullet: dodge.
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Comments (109)
jdime209 2
It's that time you take her to church lol
gemmadaws 3
Yes cause people like you can afford stuff like that lame tiring and painful you are
AbbyMaexx 2
An autograph from Jesus is extremely rare!!!!1! you should be thankful she got such a bargain!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!
Sockmonkey12 10
Never give your credit card to anyone. Ever! You 100% deserve this.
Anonymous12316 0
Run. Now.
YoshiSqu4d 17
wait what