By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 18:00

Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML
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You shouldn’t have asked her to choose

I mean FYL my dude but let's be real. I'd pick my dog over my boyfriend too if he made me pick. No doubts about it. Lady's got her priorities straight

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Time to look for a divorce lawyer - choose a good one - maybe you will have custody of the dog 😂

I mean FYL my dude but let's be real. I'd pick my dog over my boyfriend too if he made me pick. No doubts about it. Lady's got her priorities straight

You shouldn’t have asked her to choose

That's one of those questions for which you better damn well know what the answer is already else DON'T ask it 'cuz you probably won't like to know for certain otherwise....

Who'd she meet first? How old are you both and the dog?

YTDI for asking this question

I’m sure she didn’t like the arrogance of your asking her that.

Maybe it an indication of how you treat her? It could be the "Wake up call" you need to start being a better husband. Too often, in relationships, people take the other half for granted. They forget to be happy that the other person is in their lives. They forget to take the time to tell them how amazing they are, and how lucky they are to have them. It's not too late to start.

That's your fault dogs live on average 15 years and pets for a lot of people are family. Your an idiot for. thinking she'd give up the dog

This is not a smart question. Never asked this kind of question again 😹😹