Squits

By fishtities - 07/04/2016 04:56 - United States - Dallas

Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML
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MarkTheMintMan 21
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You know what's more shitty than your situation? The puns that will come with this post.

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justcommenting19 19
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Does your name in any way correlate to this FML?

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THEDUDE1553566 24
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That's a stinky situation...my bad ill let myself out

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syki 22
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Like a bad case of the squirts.

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omgwhatname 10
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Well that's a shitty situation

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RickySleeves 20
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Every time. -.-

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cheeeksss 29
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Hi. Welcome to FML. Judging by your comment, you must be new here. The FML community would like to inform you that we frown upon the "shitty situation" puns, for it has been used way too many times. We encourage insightfulness, meaningful advice, words of encouragement, and puns that are actually funny. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

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justcommenting19 19
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Does your name in any way correlate to this FML?

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Tripartita 44
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Nothing makes a healthier meal than nice, wholesome fishtitties!

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tyler_the_asiann 16
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So did you get a raise?

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Mathalamus 24
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what are the squits? ill probably regret asking...

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InternetHobo 18
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I believe OP meant squirts, as in poop

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lysx84 24
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I like this "squits" word. Seems to combine squirts, shits and skitters (skits for short).

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Alg1do 6
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YDI. If you really did do that is beyond me.

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hellobobismyname 24
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And what would you do? Just pull your pants back up on your browned asshole and accept defeat without checking the other stalls first?

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SmellMyEyes 9
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did he at least bring toilet paper?

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MarkTheMintMan 21
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You know what's more shitty than your situation? The puns that will come with this post.

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13
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What's shittier than the puns? Your grammar.

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mds9986 24
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"Your grammar" is not a full sentence. :)

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13
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You're right. "Your grammar" is not a complete sentence because you left out the period at the end. As for its validity, it's perfectly proper to follow up a rhetorical question with an answer.

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MarkTheMintMan 21
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Can we not worry about grammar? I don't believe we're getting graded for this, professor.

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TripleATeam 13
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Well, to be honest, you knew you could get caught walking between the stalls. Did the boss bring you toilet paper?

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v4valour 15
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Not the first time a boss has caught an employee with his pants down

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