Poopoo peepee and Work: Squits

Squits

By fishtities - 07/04/2016 04:56 - United States - Dallas

Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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You deserved it 4 210

By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 2 343

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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You deserved it 5 403

By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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You deserved it 299

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 53 799

By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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You deserved it 1 710

By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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You deserved it 710

By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 422

Ring of fire

By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 12:00

Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML

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You deserved it 289

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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MarkTheMintMan 21

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:44

You know what's more shitty than your situation? The puns that will come with this post.

justcommenting19 19

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:41

Does your name in any way correlate to this FML?

Comments

THEDUDE1553566 24

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:41

That's a stinky situation...my bad ill let myself out

syki 22

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:03

Like a bad case of the squirts.

omgwhatname 10

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:41

Well that's a shitty situation

emeraldisle 30

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:31

RickySleeves 20

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:36

Every time. -.-

Dale_shackleford 13

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:43

First.

cheeeksss 29

Thursday 7 April 2016 19:06

Hi. Welcome to FML. Judging by your comment, you must be new here. The FML community would like to inform you that we frown upon the "shitty situation" puns, for it has been used way too many times. We encourage insightfulness, meaningful advice, words of encouragement, and puns that are actually funny. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

justcommenting19 19

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:41

Does your name in any way correlate to this FML?

Tripartita 44

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:28

Nothing makes a healthier meal than nice, wholesome fishtitties!

tyler_the_asiann 16

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:42

So did you get a raise?

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:43

what are the squits? ill probably regret asking...

InternetHobo 18

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:55

I believe OP meant squirts, as in poop

MrConfusion 21

Thursday 7 April 2016 16:46

Diarrhea

lysx84 24

Thursday 7 April 2016 19:45

I like this "squits" word. Seems to combine squirts, ***** and skitters (skits for short).

Alg1do 6

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:43

YDI. If you really did do that is beyond me.

hellobobismyname 24

Friday 8 April 2016 4:38

And what would you do? Just pull your pants back up on your browned asshole and accept defeat without checking the other stalls first?

SmellMyEyes 9

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:44

did he at least bring toilet paper?

MarkTheMintMan 21

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:44

You know what's more shitty than your situation? The puns that will come with this post.

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Thursday 7 April 2016 21:22

What's shittier than the puns? Your grammar.

mds9986 24

Friday 8 April 2016 5:05

"Your grammar" is not a full sentence. :)

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Friday 8 April 2016 17:45

You're right. "Your grammar" is not a complete sentence because you left out the period at the end. As for its validity, it's perfectly proper to follow up a rhetorical question with an answer.