Fucked
United States
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Mom hobbies
Today, on a road trip my mom got out to walk her dog. Her jar of Marijuana fell out of the car and rolled across the parking lot. FML
lehonX9
Hanover, Germany
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
marymark
West Long Branch, United States
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Mellamononeyobiz
Hooper, United States
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Anonymous
Summerfield, United States
Nice friends you've got there
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
Anonymous
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Alyssa
United States
Stoner
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
rolled
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
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ChaosChild 0
Smart dog.
jim_witness 0
That dog is a narc
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ImDaAsian 0
you deserve it -.- for doing Mari-joanna
fuqluv 0
WTF? what's with all these ignorant people? everything is bad if you do too much of it... I sometimes use pot to help with my insomnia without my parents knowing and it's been very effective... and weed should be legalized to stimulate the economy... if you drink and your against weed.. then youre a failure by default and should just shut up.. for the record, I'm only supporting weed for the medical and possible economical benefits.
canadaxkid 0
Spoken like a true drug addict. Do everyone a favor and stop doing drugs.
Daemonknight 0
*sigh* if you're gonna smoke pot, read up and learn how to hide your stash. don't listen to people who say don't do drugs, cause they don't really help anything by stone-walling pot. tg
brianjman14 23
I'm 15 and I want to do weed so badly.
kookies11113 0
why even have one ITS BAD FOR YOU you are such a ******* idiot you are killing yourself.
Rishy 0
Funniest FML I ever read!
mialee34 4
Ok. So for everyone who has commented on this saying how you can die from pot or it's harmful, you're wrong. Yes, if you smoke a decent amount, you can kill some brain cells, but you cannot die. Also, you kill brain cells by drinking, smoking, and..well...living. I've been smoking for nearly 7 years, and all it does is calm your mood, and can slow the way your brain processes things for a few hours, which really doesn't do much harm, even though it may sound like it would. Yes drugs are bad, but marijuana is actually healthier than smoking, drinking, or eating a double cheeseburger from MacDonalds. Pot is a plant, that's it. There's no added chemicals, so what exactly could be harmful? Please do not lecture people about things they choose to do with their life to stay at peace with themselves and they're surroundings just because you do not understand or are not willing to learn, which is perfectly fine. For those of you who have never smoked, good for you. You don't need something to help yourself get through life. But please be respectful of others and their choices, even if you don't agree with them.
superswagbro 7
It isn't "healthier" than any thing. It is less harmful. A cheese burger is NOT as harmful as weed. So what if its a plant? Go rub poison ivy on your skin since thats a plant and plants COULDN'T POSSIBLY be harmful.
levin1983 0
found? as in went through your drawers or closet? or picked it off the floor where your dumbass left it?
i_am_the_LIQUOR 0
**** that sucks man. If i had a dog that did that to me I'd kick it in the face.