I'm confused. Which part is the fml?

Did anything else happen other than it rolling around? I fail to see what the problem is.

First of all, where did your dog get marijuana? Second, where did your dog get money for marijuana? Third, is it good shit? Fourth, do you think your dog can put me in contact with her dealer?

As long as the jar didn’t break I see that as a win xD sounds like something that would happen to my mother-in-law and now that I think about it my mom would probably drop her weed too

Hate when that happens.

either OP lives somewhere it is still illegal... or they are a narc. in either case, keep your mouth closed, and it wont be an issue.

did u get though lol