Wingnuts

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 10:00

Today, thanks to an electric shock, I technically died for about 50 seconds until my coworker managed to restart my heart. Now my deeply religious aunt and uncle pester me constantly, demanding to know if I met God or saw a white light, or the fires of hell. They’re absolutely fucking relentless. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"Okay, fine... I saw God... he said you both need to undertake 10 years of missionary work in the Middle East. Like right now."

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Plop 17
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"I saw nothing. Your imaginary fairy friend doesn't exist." Think what you want of religious beliefs, but relentless morons ought to be shut up definitely.

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Plop 17
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"I saw nothing. Your imaginary fairy friend doesn't exist." Think what you want of religious beliefs, but relentless morons ought to be shut up definitely.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"Okay, fine... I saw God... he said you both need to undertake 10 years of missionary work in the Middle East. Like right now."

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Plop 17
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Only missionary? I know they're religious nutjobs, but that got to get boring after a while even for those.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 33
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Tell them you met Buddha.

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RichardPencil 30
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Tell them you saw Charles Darwin who told you evolution is the truth and any other creation story is bullshit.

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IHaveThePower 13
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"Yes, and God said to love everyone as you love yourself." Should provide endless hours of entertainment.

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tiptoppc 16

Milk it and tell them if they each pay you $500, you’ll put in a good word to God for them. Then go give the money to a real effin charity which doesn’t involve kids on the crotch.

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wrenavery90 12

So tell them no. You didn't see anything. End of conversation.

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