Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
"Okay, fine... I saw God... he said you both need to undertake 10 years of missionary work in the Middle East. Like right now."
"I saw nothing. Your imaginary fairy friend doesn't exist." Think what you want of religious beliefs, but relentless morons ought to be shut up definitely.