Fucked
United States
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Mom hobbies
Today, on a road trip my mom got out to walk her dog. Her jar of Marijuana fell out of the car and rolled across the parking lot. FML
lehonX9
Hanover, Germany
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
marymark
West Long Branch, United States
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Mellamononeyobiz
Hooper, United States
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Anonymous
Summerfield, United States
Nice friends you've got there
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
Anonymous
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Alyssa
United States
Stoner
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
rolled
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
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ChaosChild 0
Smart dog.
jim_witness 0
That dog is a narc
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Comments (148)
smartalek 2
why are you smoking marijuana, stupid?
66mustangrocks 4
just dont smoke weed dumbass
Link5794 18
broadwaygirl22 0
cats ******* suck
crazyrunnergirl 7
ydi for doing drugs
mind_geek 15
Weed is only healthy when you use a vaporizer. The burning of any carbon is harmful to your lungs. That's why more people die of smoke inhalation during fires than burns. Any form of 'smoking' is bad for you. Cigarettes more so because of the tar and carcinogens. Vaporizers use steam, and release little to no carbon. Also, the THC released is more so then if the weed was burned; a higher high. Btw, I myself am not a smoker/ user, I just know alot.
gatorsgirl 0
stupid pothead
awesomenessXD 3
DUDE I keep my stuff in a little box at the top of my closet XD and for the rest of you pot is a relaxer and can be great medication maybe the OP has a medical condition and it helps him so don't go off unless you know the whole story I have insomnia and it helps me sleep
1greatsk8er 0
then why would he hide it from his parents?
amberlovesorange 0
and that's why you don't smoke.
Tink4me 0
that's why you always put it up high, dogs have great senses so they will find it otherwise.