Fucked
United States
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Mom hobbies
Today, on a road trip my mom got out to walk her dog. Her jar of Marijuana fell out of the car and rolled across the parking lot. FML
lehonX9
Hanover, Germany
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
marymark
West Long Branch, United States
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Mellamononeyobiz
Hooper, United States
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Anonymous
Summerfield, United States
Nice friends you've got there
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
Anonymous
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Alyssa
United States
Stoner
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
rolled
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
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ChaosChild 0
Smart dog.
jim_witness 0
That dog is a narc
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canucks92 0
wow one smart dog!
FYL_Lou 0
dogs love the smell of weed, if your have some in your pocket they will always be sniffing you pocket. the solution? get your dog stoned
oops_im_fucked 8
Run in there and get your flower back!!!!
friednoodles 0
nice DRUGGER
ImDB8 0
Did u get ur dog from the popo?
volleyballgrrl 6
drugs are bad, mmmkay?
dubstepisdank 4
shiit this same thing happend to me the first week of summer... and im mormon... thats a serious FML moment right thurr.... try explaining to your extremely devoted mormon parents that you are a pothead when they have always thought you to be a perfect 16 year old, community service doing, gift from god. yeaahhhhh FMLx1000
jewelsfml 0
I saved a dog that was about to be put to sleep. it kept getting loose and brought me a cool tomahawk pipe and a can of food. I love that dog :-)
rhoholm 0
haven't you learn that drugs is just stupid? YDI, that dog is smart
Shadow_Phantom 26
YDI for doing drugs.