Fucked
United States
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Mom hobbies
Today, on a road trip my mom got out to walk her dog. Her jar of Marijuana fell out of the car and rolled across the parking lot. FML
lehonX9
Hanover, Germany
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
marymark
West Long Branch, United States
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Mellamononeyobiz
Hooper, United States
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Anonymous
Summerfield, United States
Nice friends you've got there
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
Anonymous
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Alyssa
United States
Stoner
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
rolled
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
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ChaosChild 0
Smart dog.
jim_witness 0
That dog is a narc
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KatherineJ 0
You shouldn't have been doing drugs anyways. Karma was just coming to slap you in the face. You deserved it. Also, good dog!
kshogan29 0
For Everyones information..you shouldn't dislike someone or call them names just cuz they do drugs. They do wat makes them happy. It's not up to you Wat n/e one else soes
ChaosEngine 5
So by 115's logic we shouldn't dislike a serial killer that kills people, because they enjoy it? Both acts are illegal. Until MJ becomes legal, it's 'wrong'. Laws are put in place because the majority of the populace believe that certain things should not be done. Defending someone who broke the law for one offense vs another is being hypocritical. And to the rest of you who're hypothesizing that it's for medicinal use, answer me this: If he has a legitimate medical concern, why is it FML worthy that his parents found out that he had it? They would either already know (If they were younger than 18) or not have any say, as it's a legit medical thing in the first place (If they were older than). YDI. You really do.
tappm98 22
Haha ydi..I love your dog.. and #9 your an asshole that's considered animal abuse..I agree with 28 and 29
thagar 2
Dude, don't smoke marajuana. That's horrible and can lead to worse drugs that can effect you even more in the future. Serves you right your parents found out.
n00bcakes 0
Omfg this shit already happened to me twice!
zlclarson 1
man, now you gotta teach that dog to go through other peoples dog doors, sneak through their houses, and find their weed. youll be set, sell those bags and pipes for cash, then buy a lockbox for your weed. then you just have the dog go and steal shit, and youll have tons of weed, and 100% profitable merchandise. foolproof. teach him to fetch your bags and bring them to you.
ZeroIce 12
he wanted you to share, thats all
cowgirl1691 0
That wasn't a smart thing to post for the world to see... And cops!
mikef6919 3
Damn man that ******* sucks!
jpqm32 3
Good boy or girl whichever the dog is