By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
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CallMeHush 0

The face has changed but the breath's the same.

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xHabsfanx 0

Ugh that's disgusting.

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orph_the_d 5

Cat farts can bleach wood. Getting a cat is not the answer. Moving your head 4 inches to left or right and shoving the dog to floor is the answer. OP is obviously a perv.

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hedgehogs 0

You just don't allow this kind of stuff with an animal. I suspect you could use a training course with your dog. The local animal shelter or your vet's office will be able to refer you.

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

It's a dog. You wont be able to train a dog to not want to have interest in it's own farts. Dogs are lovely pets, but they are disgusting.

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Tamara2011 0

obviously if the op saw there dog sniff and lick there butt and let there dog lick there face then there a moron just sayin.

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skyeyez9 24

My dog will fart, then get up and leave the room.

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bridgetoparadise 0

Did the dog hold you down? wtf is wrong with you

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blastvortex 3

It would've been funnier if your nick was "buttface." Anyway, why'd you let him go and do that...?

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0mfgz 0

That's one messed up dog. Maybe your face reminded him of his butthole?

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allylovesyou 0

People are rude. But that is gross. That's why I stick to cats! (:

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