By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
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CallMeHush 0

The face has changed but the breath's the same.

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queenofdeath 0

hahahahaha YDI for letting him lick your nose

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goonie85 0

My dog prefersto plop all 85 lbs in front of you while you're eating and vigorously gnaw his crotch (audibly I might add), so you have to notice. He also prefers cat ass to his own ass. Jackson does not lick my face.

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brandon_penguin 0

holy shit, the vocaulary use you had is so funny

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nodbor 11

will then, next time your dog farts don't stick your nose near his ass.

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GameAddikt 0

don't worry dogs tongues, and this has been proved by scientists are constantly being steralized by their saliva, so

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FMLover3 0

dogs are not colorblind

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PredyJessica 0

and that is why dogs are mans best friends =)

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hotty6789 0

why would u let him lick ur face

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