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Wow! Doctor McDreamy!
Use condom next time Nevermind...
More like Doctor McDaddy
How does that suck?? Baby's r so cute:)
30- Uhhgg! I beat you to it a long time ago. Check first before you repeat!
Be a true stud, cover your pud.
You say 'FML' now. But, that will change once the baby is born, I'm sure you'll have no regrets then :)
Dont be a fool, wrap your tool. ;)
Don't be daft, wrap your shaft !
Don't make a fetus, cover your penis!
Wrap it before you tap it.
If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
Cover your Wagner before you Bang her!
If you want to keep her sick, then wrap your your dick.
Sex can wait masturbait.
C-C-C-Combo breaker!
No glove, no love
Don't be a troll. Wrap your tootsie roll
Doesn't rhyme
Don't be a troll. Cover your tootsie roll.
This thread is the only reason I've fave'd this FML. Thank you all.
Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!
Don't be a prick, wrap your dick.
It went from funny, to ehh, to Wtf?, to chuckles. All in 28 posts.
You can't go wrong if you wrap your dong!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Before pulling a quickie, cover your dickie.
499 thumbs up. Who will be number 500
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayPackage your meat before filling her deep
aren't you so happy you could help out!
Agreed!! Same situation - sister in law is pregnant... father doesnt want it but is sticking by her... says he isn't ready for a baby etc... shoulda used a condom!
Well, given it's his "girlfriend", it could mean they're in high school. Part of the FML could also be because he's going out with an idiot. Or maybe they want to be parents, just not yet.
If she doesn't know what her period is and thinks it is an illness its quite obvious that she should not be having sex yet, let alone get pregnant and raise a kid, and i believe tha he is as young as her (unless he is a pedophile) it is a FML.
41- just because he refers to her as girlfriend doesn't mean they are in high school. A girlfriend/boyfriend is usually someone you are exclusively dating, not engaged or married to. People of all ages have them..
52 - You talk so much shit. 41 - Just because OP stated 'girlfriend' doesn't mean in any way they are still in High School. They could be of any age. If they are not engaged or married, then that is what she is to him, his girlfriend.
I would just like to point out a condom can brake some people use lots of protection and get pregnant some people don't and get nothing
strap yo shit! lol
nice fish!
You may have cured that illness, but a much, much worse one is on the way.
How is having a baby a illness and btw how can u call ur period an illness?????
Maybe OP's girlfriend didnt actually address her period as an 'illness' perhaps because she always complained of feeling ill whilst having her period so that is what OP has referred it as. Jeez.
The calm before the storm.
Maybe she means morning sickness...my mom was puking her guts out before she had my sister(younger)
I want to know if this is just your cute way of writing, or if she's really too dumb to realize that she's pregnant.
Well, considering an FML that says "today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant" is boring, he tried to spice it up a bit or his girlfriend really said that in trying to bring about the news in a different way.
Random note: ill take you up on your username
And a flat and your bills paid for you. Yay for state benefit and hard-working people who get ripped by the taxman.
That was a reference to 16 And Pregnant, not the average teenage mom.
Agreed with 71
21- Really? I thought children just drew moisture and sustinence out of the air.
Yay! How much is a single tampon? Nine months worth must not be too much. But I'm no woman, so I wouldnt know that please clarify if you can.
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Don't be silly wrap your willy!
I want to know if this is just your cute way of writing, or if she's really too dumb to realize that she's pregnant.