Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Dogs don't make fart sounds like we do, so unless you heard air moving or something you wouldn't have known. The noise only occurs in animals with butt cheeks, like horses
You're very misinformed. Also horses don't have "cheeks" that close in/over the anus. It's directly under the tail. It's only bipeds that have those types of "cheeks"
my dog purposely moves his butt as close to people's faces then let's go the most vile fish (eats orijen 6 fish) smelling gas. he can clear the entire room!