Animals: Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I...

By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

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By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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By Noname - 02/02/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

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By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By silentbutdeadly - 27/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

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By Keyser Soze - 17/01/2017 09:56

Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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Vicious dog

By onefmlafteranother - 15/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was laying my head on my dad's dog when he walked in. I jokingly asked my dad, "I'm cuddling with your dog, are you jealous?" At that moment, the dog lets a massive, earth-quaking fart and my dad promptly responded, "Nope!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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niftyismybitch 21

Friday 15 July 2016 11:27

She has to..her nose is way more sensitive than yours.

kirby1964 20

Friday 15 July 2016 11:35

She was happy you looked at her. Dog do not control their tails. It was a natural response.

Comments

coolvictori 22

Friday 15 July 2016 11:13

That sounds like a stinky situation

annoyedperson 25

Friday 15 July 2016 15:48

nice try with the pun but it's too late

Wonthebread 20

Friday 15 July 2016 11:16

She was trying to blow it away

niftyismybitch 21

Friday 15 July 2016 11:27

She has to..her nose is way more sensitive than yours.

kirby1964 20

Friday 15 July 2016 11:35

She was happy you looked at her. Dog do not control their tails. It was a natural response.

Angelalalalala 9

Friday 15 July 2016 12:00

You smelled a fart, FYL?

cheshireau 26

Friday 15 July 2016 12:06

My Dog does this too! Rancid little shit.

19foxy81 8

Friday 15 July 2016 12:35

Eww - u poor thing u !

silverwolffox 8

Friday 15 July 2016 15:48

Dogs don't make fart sounds like we do, so unless you heard air moving or something you wouldn't have known. The noise only occurs in animals with butt cheeks, like horses

BobbieH 19

Friday 15 July 2016 16:12

You're very misinformed. Also horses don't have "cheeks" that close in/over the anus. It's directly under the tail. It's only bipeds that have those types of "cheeks"

Colon_Man 17

Friday 15 July 2016 17:58

#11 Tell that to my black lab, please.

FYlife604 18

Friday 15 July 2016 19:32

my dog doe it all the time. more of a PSSH sound then the whoopy cushion noise.

domolovesyoshi 33

Friday 15 July 2016 18:57

Sorry I clicked ydi by accident

warrior2 20

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:53

I hate when that happens

Lesbiantrash 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 3:58

I do that all the time. They need to change it to where you can tap the button again to undo it.

FYlife604 18

Friday 15 July 2016 19:30

my dog purposely moves his butt as close to people's faces then let's go the most vile fish (eats orijen 6 fish) smelling gas. he can clear the entire room!