Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
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Top comments
irateyou 9
Bury him. Bury him quickly.
cynicalhumanist 9
Ask her if she realy wants to shit her own dog out.
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Comments (114)
calivianya 29
Always? She has an awfully short definition of always...
Carmstro 13
That's what I was thinking
PenguinBitch 44
Don't take any coffee she offers you.
skyenoelle 15
That puts a whole new definition to "dog food." Yuck.
irateyou 9
May I just take a moment and point out my appreciation of your correct placement of the period INSIDE the quotation marks? Well done.
ClassyCommando 13
If you see someone put the period on the outside, don't immediately assume they're an idiot. In Britain it is actually correct to do so. Just a heads up.
irateyou 9
Good to know
heartemopants 18
I predict therapy in your future.
florido_fml 10
Not a bad idea, i like how she thinks
buckdharma 38
A little '' Labradoodle'' on your '' Cup Of Noodles.''
Druu 53
Try Ramen's new product: Cup Poodle!
Lucia_Malpense 14
Wouldn't the ashes eventually leave your system though?
Korosuhito 26
I think that's kind of beside the point...
skyttlz 32
Yep after a few short days.
outoftown 27
So sorry about the loss of your dog, OP. Ask your sister if she's like you to do the same with her cremains.
kaliehuebner 2
did you explain to her the 'shitty' situation you guys would end up in?
bleachfreeblonde 6
I can see it now: "This sauce is delicious, what's your secret?" "Oh you know, love. And just a tablespoon of ol' Rufus!" ;)