Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
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irateyou 9
Bury him. Bury him quickly.
cynicalhumanist 9
Ask her if she realy wants to shit her own dog out.
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Comments (114)
lizzacat 3
Either your sister has read "Stranger in a Strange Land" or you should make sure she Never. Does.
becka311 6
That is very creepy..
EsOSiQueEs 14
Explain to her the process of poop. Not P.O.O.P, people order our patties poop, but, actual poop..
tigrouficele2012 44
My immature Spongebob-watching college self loves you for this reference.
cmac86 24
I'm so sorry to hear about your dog and the trauma to boot.
Dreamkiller51 5
I'm guessing your dog was a Bitch!
tj5810 21
I have no witty reply but I just wanted to say sorry about your dog. I'm a huge animal lover and its heartbreaking when a pet dies. Sorry OP.
JustinLaughs 9
That's a really creepy sister.
chrisp87 11
That's horrible just bury the poor dog quick before your sister gets ahold of the dogs ashes. Who knows she might try to make chocolate milk out of the remains it's happened before and the outcome is never good.
kennaem1 11
Well, you'd poop him out eventually
kait154 7
That's a strange and creepy idea. IHope your parents talked her out of it and proposed a new idea.