Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
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irateyou 9
Bury him. Bury him quickly.
cynicalhumanist 9
Ask her if she realy wants to shit her own dog out.
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Comments (114)
willbur73q 7
I had to scroll way farther than I thought to find this comment.
hateevryone 15
Ewww that just sounds so nasty. R.I.P to your dog.
laden_swallow09 35
Her sentiment is unfounded in the first place since you'll just defecate whatever the ashes were in, anyway.
JT_and_YL33 2
explain to her that even if you ate the ashes you would just pee or poop them out later
SaveCowEatCarrot 14
Apparently that happened to this family in England, their Aunt in Australia sent over her husband's ashes but forgot to say what they were, so this family thought it was some kind of seasoning and put it all over their food. Let's just say that they got a bit of a shock when they found out what it was...
Quikraptor 8
That was busted as a myth, actually. It never happened.
vanessa09865 23
I am so sorry, I honestly don't know how you're even functioning. I would, quite possibly, literally die if my dog died. FYL, your sister is probably just mourning in her own weird way.
AngelicTide 11
Just because it called ashes doesn't mean it's going to be powder. Its a little powder and varying sizes of pebbled bone. You will definitely know if its in your food!
poccocurantes 7
Sorry for your loss. I am also praying for the health of you grandparents that they may have long happy lives or live at least long enough for your sister to get over this notion.
alfakennybody 10
Sorry to hear about your dog op
Olivia_73 4
One word. "Crazy"