By dukemisery - 01/10/2016 05:34 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
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sturschaedel 27

I absolutely hate spiders. But in this specific case I would choose them over the alternative.

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ab290 10

get a lizard to eat the spiders lol

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ab290 10

get a lizard to eat the spiders lol

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KyoshiroT 32

then you'll need a bird or snake to take care of the lizard infestation, then a eagle/hawk, then the military, and aliens.

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Dilexar 26

i was gonna make a "old lady that swallowed the fly" reference, but you sir have definitely stepped the game up.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Time to move…

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sturschaedel 27

I absolutely hate spiders. But in this specific case I would choose them over the alternative.

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DraconicFeline 31

Same here! Honestly, having bedbugs would be the real FML here. I'd say the spiders saved you, OP.

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Moskaaa7 26

Burning down your house is the only logical thing to do here.

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xx000o 27

The couch can be a wonderful friend.

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brittanywashere 14

Well. Time to burn your house down and move.

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Unlucky1232 20

well spider's will be easier to take care of and less of a problem. unless it's like a brown recluse or something in that case GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!

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species4872 19

Do not break the food chain, It's just you and them now. try frying them. bon appetit.

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hellnosucka 27

I'll give you my pickled spider recipe, op. Haven't tried it yet but I heard it's not too poisonous.

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