By Anonymous - Canada - Belle River
  Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML
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  Snackycake  |  20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  Snackycake  |  20

Sorry, I'm on my phone and was looking at the right side instead of the left. The left side has both symbols in blue and I got confused and thought it meant boy. My fault.

  decidedlyvague  |  11

Stick figure is man right!??? Cuz the stick at the bottom of the outstretched hands looks like penis. You know, where the woman kneels down and gives man blow job? -.- dumbass

  happle  |  21

Being young or gay doesn't have anything to do with it. If you don't want your first time with someone to be special, fine, but other people are different.

  perdix  |  29

#7, yeah, but rope burns can be counted as evidence. Roofies get the job done, and when your victim, er, I mean, lover, comes to his senses, the drug has dropped to undetectable levels. Better living through chemistry ;)

  TheDrifter  |  23

I knew I was botching it somehow. I totally forgot I was supposed to erase all evidence and release them afterwards. On the plus side, I had plenty of New Years Eve company.

By  mowmowlife  |  21

He was really into you, but his friends were going to shoot him up if he didn't get it to them by midnight. He really needs to get out of that gang situation

  mikey38654  |  3

And that would be a good thing. Why are girls so disrespectful to their bodies these days? Used to, the boys were horrible people for trying to force girls into sex. How is it that now we are bad for running away, especially outside the parameter of marriage?