Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
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irateyou 9
Bury him. Bury him quickly.
cynicalhumanist 9
Ask her if she realy wants to shit her own dog out.
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Comments (114)
thunderr 3
wtf did I just read?
j_cat187 20
Doesn't sound that bad. I snorted my fathers ashes. He would be rolling in his grave but it seems he doesn't have one.
noble13 3
not really with u forever ... more like 3 days max
DarkskyFML 5
Is she single?
sunkissedluster 20
omg your sick, who even thinks of doing that, specially suggests it??
VampTat 10
It was the sister who suggested it, not the OP.
rocker_chick23 27
You graduated school a year early, and you don't know the difference between you're and your, or know how to read? The school must be full of idiots.
Bloopdog 9
ooh sexual
untamable_mare 4
I'm afraid you may live with a sociopath.
TheMystery13 13
You should inform her that her reasoning is exactly the same as Jeffrey Dahmer's.
UltravioleXx 1
I would say, "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" But that seems innapropriate..