Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
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irateyou 9
Bury him. Bury him quickly.
cynicalhumanist 9
Ask her if she realy wants to shit her own dog out.
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Comments (114)
Axipiter 24
Bury it, then put a marker of some sort in a different spot, just in case she gets the idea to dig it up. You need to cover all your bases here. I'm scared for you...
kurodansei 16
Like Jesus at communion!
perdix 31
Tell your sister she can be an ashhole if she wants, but you'd rather not be an ashhole.
_SHADOWESS_ 6
Make your own food for a while :)
Megan98 18
I had no idea people cremated animals...
perdix 31
#44, I see you are from Louisiana. In the other 49 states, when we see a dead animal, we don't think the options to dispose of it are limited to "jambalaya, gumbo, boudin, etouffé or po-boys."
DanielleinDC 34
44--They do. When my cat died a few years ago, I had her body cremated. Her ashes are in a small wooden box that's held shut with screws. A part of her will always be with me--without consuming her ashes, I might add. I have my memories of her, and I hope anyone who has lost a beloved fur family member has wonderful memories of his/her friend. OP, does your sister have a drug problem, by chance?
insaneDONUTZ 15
reminds me of the family guy episode where Meg puts her hair in Brian's food
buckdharma 38
1 part Hot Mexican Style
SuperDanielNL 23
Does she have any psychiatric issues?
MainPrism 16
You might wanna tell your parents to get lil miss Dahmer to a psychiatrist quickly...
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Just yesterday on Tumblr I saw a text post about someone wanting their ashes scattered on the food of celebrities so they could 'finally be inside them'. Today I see this. COINCIDENCE?!