Paranoia

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 10:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I asked a girl to move from Tinder to WhatsApp, after 3 weeks of nice chat. She said no way, and that I just wanted nudes and then unmatched. The only intention I had was getting to know her and asking her on a date. FML

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That's the rule

By whatdidido - 06/05/2019 18:05 - United States - Conover

Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 710

By Joboi23 - 07/03/2018 19:00

Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML

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She's a keeper

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 04:00

Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML

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Coming up short

By MaximB - 15/07/2020 14:02

Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML

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You deserved it 349

By tenniemo - 12/01/2019 04:00

Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 609

By WTF - 26/10/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

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By Singleforever - 08/08/2016 12:40 - United States - West Hartford

Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML

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Uber out of there

By post valentines depression - 07/04/2018 01:30

Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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tounces7 27

Tuesday 29 September 2020 17:40

The fact that she's on Tinder in the first place with the expectation of finding something meaningful tells you all you need to know anyway.

Xatraris 38

Tuesday 29 September 2020 22:36

Then ask on Tindr. Is it so hard to use 1 chat platform? I'm personally done with online dating because of that stuff. "Follow my insta, add my Snap." If you matched on this platform then actually use it. It really does seem that by moving to another platform you're either looking to send explicit pics or you're looking for clout. Maybe I'm wrong, but it's how I see it.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 September 2020 11:11

Who doesn't want nudes? The difference is how annoying you are in asking for them.

sirrubberduckie 35

Thursday 1 October 2020 4:53

Really? 11 people think all or most of the guys on Tinder don't want nudes? I have some bad news for you...

tounces7 27

Tuesday 29 September 2020 17:40

The fact that she's on Tinder in the first place with the expectation of finding something meaningful tells you all you need to know anyway.

Xatraris 38

Tuesday 29 September 2020 22:36

Iamthebanzai22 21

Tuesday 29 September 2020 22:41

Yeah, some people actually just need to get over themselves a little. If you asked nicely, I see no reason why she can't answer you the same way even if it is just to decline your request.

Rodville 28

Thursday 1 October 2020 0:54

Asking a girl to change platforms mid conversation is the online equivalent to trying to get a girl away from her friends so you can roofie her. No matter how nicely you ask it will always be taken as a really creepy move.