By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
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Your_Shadow 0

Your sister is awesome.

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AndelleRae 9

Aw, how thoughtful. :) Seriously though? Sleep with one eye open.

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Your_Shadow 0

Your sister is awesome.

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slutsstud 0

I second that! LMAO

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AngryC4t 0

I think her sister might actually be a cat.

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lolzforfun228 3

Lmao true. Well imagine it had been a LIVE rat with RABBIES.

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jud420 0

what are rabbies? and #60 -- that was awesome.

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kpearsall 0

I think your sister may be disturbed.

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ilovefatcats 12

lol OP I love ur sister .... not that kinda love ..... imma fan there that kinda like

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slushpup9696 12

Or worse, a live rat with rabbis!

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jessamy_brit 5

rabies. not rabbies.

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Mercenary 0

It's like The Godfather. Be careful. She may try to knock you off.

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lexilovesyou 0

Oh wow; I love your sister. Thats greatt(: & its my dogs birthday today too(:

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MrPwwnn 0

what the **** is wrong with you sister! BTW i third thatt

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plexico 3

She should have left is as a surprise.

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AndelleRae 9

Aw, how thoughtful. :) Seriously though? Sleep with one eye open.

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carnage1106 0

wow really not one comment about of mice and men

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KonM4N4Life 0

Well you could keep it :) name it something other then bert though.

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RenRen_fml 0

Hm...Tell her she needs a live one next time.

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