By GirlOnTheFly - United States - Uniontown
Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Jesus Chrysler, how could you not have Dodged the mailbox? Your brother is probably going to get all Benz out of shape and have a Mini heart attack unless you can afFord the hundreds of Buicks for the repairs. If not, he may take you to court and Subaru, and then you'll really be Saabing. Regardless, you're definitely going to be driving your Olds beat-up car now rather than his gAudi one.

Oh Jeepers, it's getting late. I have to go. Tata!

  capper44  |  18

#34 kinda same here but she knows i have a gps tracking system in my car and if she opens my car without my iPhone app, then my. iPhone tells me and i can kill the car from my iPhone. Therefore she wont be able to start lol :)


Actually, statistics show women are worse drivers. Reason being: men are given Legos and video games, and toys that help build their depth perception. Women are given easy bake ovens and dolls; this far from helps build our depth perception. Now I'm not saying this is EVERY woman and man, because there are exceptions to every rule. But generally speaking, that's a fact for most.

  DocBastard  |  38

SamanthaCassieL - Actually statistics show the exact opposite. Study after study confirms that men drive more aggressively, break traffic laws more often, get into more serious accidents, and are more likely to die in a car accident than women. That's why car insurance premiums are universally less for women than for men.

I hope this clears things up.

  Yodaevil  |  4

Doc, when I hear women drivers are bad, I don't think of 100+ drag races or road rage. I think of denting, scratching, busting cars. Hit the pole at the drive thru, bump the guy in front cause the mirrors down. The normal everyday boo boo's I believe are more women's faults.

  Octwo  |  16

While it is true that male drivers tend to be more aggressive, including myself, almost every time someone does something mind-blowingly ignorant on the highway it tends to be a woman. Largest-offense here: cutting you off with no turn signal and texting while they drive. At least that's my experience.

  mango260  |  9

I think both sex drives crazy, the males drive too fast and zig-zag through traffic like GTA, the women text and complain about getting cut off but cuts others off without realizing it, because they are yapping away on their cell phone.