By GirlOnTheFly - 27/06/2012 04:20 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 907
You deserved it 33 497

Same thing different taste

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juststoptalking 6

Maybe you're not ready to drive nice cars?

Jesus Chrysler, how could you not have Dodged the mailbox? Your brother is probably going to get all Benz out of shape and have a Mini heart attack unless you can afFord the hundreds of Buicks for the repairs. If not, he may take you to court and Subaru, and then you'll really be Saabing. Regardless, you're definitely going to be driving your Olds beat-up car now rather than his gAudi one. Oh Jeepers, it's getting late. I have to go. Tata!


juststoptalking 6

Maybe you're not ready to drive nice cars?

More like not drive at all. Who's dumb enough to back out into a mailbox?

Or just not drive at all. Who's dumb enough to back into a mailbox.

mylifesucks_fml 1

ik, mailboxes are well out of the way if they're on your side of the street, and if theyre on the opposite side then you had more than enough room to back out!

My sister wants to drive my car when I'm away, to prevent that I take my car keys with me.

#34 kinda same here but she knows i have a gps tracking system in my car and if she opens my car without my iPhone app, then my. iPhone tells me and i can kill the car from my iPhone. Therefore she wont be able to start lol :)

abceasyas123abc 12

What car are you driving and what iPhone app are you using? This sounds amazing.

FlamingTacos 7

This is why we cant have nice things.

Bonzer 2

50- That isnt only sister proof, that is theft proof!

My brother drove my wrx when I went overseas and I came back to a speeding fine in the mail. He still denies it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? ...because she was a woman!

Actually, statistics show women are worse drivers. Reason being: men are given Legos and video games, and toys that help build their depth perception. Women are given easy bake ovens and dolls; this far from helps build our depth perception. Now I'm not saying this is EVERY woman and man, because there are exceptions to every rule. But generally speaking, that's a fact for most.

Actually it showed women are better drivers than men wait never mind women are more likely to get roadrage :)

SamanthaCassieL - Actually statistics show the exact opposite. Study after study confirms that men drive more aggressively, break traffic laws more often, get into more serious accidents, and are more likely to die in a car accident than women. That's why car insurance premiums are universally less for women than for men. I hope this clears things up.

I checked the comment section for the sole purpose of seeing the gender of op. I was not disappointed.

#21 no offense but it is true and i am shocked to see that a gurl is saying that herself :p lol nice

Doc, when I hear women drivers are bad, I don't think of 100+ drag races or road rage. I think of denting, scratching, busting cars. Hit the pole at the drive thru, bump the guy in front cause the mirrors down. The normal everyday boo boo's I believe are more women's faults.

Bonzer 2

33- You seem to not understand the danger of woman drivers. (sarcasm)

Octwo 16

While it is true that male drivers tend to be more aggressive, including myself, almost every time someone does something mind-blowingly ignorant on the highway it tends to be a woman. Largest-offense here: cutting you off with no turn signal and texting while they drive. At least that's my experience.

men get in more accidents than women, but since men drive more on average, men get in less accidents per mile driven.

I think both sex drives crazy, the males drive too fast and zig-zag through traffic like GTA, the women text and complain about getting cut off but cuts others off without realizing it, because they are yapping away on their cell phone.

It's not sad. OP is an idiot for not paying attention.

OP deserved it but her brother didn't...

jestersshadow 0

Have to say it. Women drivers..(;

The_F3rris 11

Maybe you need a heavy duty sturdy clunker?

I'm just trying to picture in my head how you could have done that...and...I just can't :)

Bonzer 2

Maybe because you don't know the layout of hers and her neighbours gardens?

Let me paint the picture for you, seeing as how you have no imagination. She put the car in reverse, went backwards, and hit the neighbors' mailbox. Better?

Megan98 18

Its possible, just ask the whole side of my truck. :/

Well, that's one way to break it in, I guess.

Best you just drive your clunker for a wee bit longer.

I guess we know why your old car is a clunker.

TheDrifter 23

And people wonder why I don't let anyone drive my car. Hell, I won't even use valet parking.