By Jim Smith - 21/02/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML
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Well, what you'd expect a 9 year old girl to do? Give you her number.

Well? People with flub bouncing when they run shouldn't be running shirtless. I don't think most guys should jog shirtless, but fat guys? C'mon.

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Well? People with flub bouncing when they run shouldn't be running shirtless. I don't think most guys should jog shirtless, but fat guys? C'mon.

Actually, the kid could've been saying ew because she's a kid and 'naked' people gross her out. When I was 9 I thought boobs were tumors or something, and couldn't comprehend why people enjoyed having them. :p

I run with a shirt off all the time wtf

#3 knows his stuff.

Well, what you'd expect a 9 year old girl to do? Give you her number.

I'd smack her and expect her to make me a sammich, that's what!

33, lol but Sexist and hitting her is abuse

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Girls hit puberty at 10-11 dimwit

Why the hell would you flirt with someone at 9!?!?! That's just fucking gross! Especially if the guys way older that you! And fat

Yeah, don't worry too much about it. That's a typical 9 year old girl's reaction to a adult taking his shirt off. It was probably more about the fact that you'd done it than what you looked like. Hopefully, she's not used to it :)

right, though i know of quite a few 9 year old girls having sex. ha! eeewwww grosss haha... next time wait until you're inside your house to expose yourself

"i know of quite a few 9 year old girls having sex" Really? Call your city's children's aid society. That a criminal offence.

29- Sarcasm is a virtue, my friend.

at the age of 9 she doesn't physically like boys yet. it's nothing to worry about.

Are you stupid!? People are born with their sexuality. Sure girls for a short period believe they're stinky and gross but that doesn't mean they cant be attracted to someone. When I was 9 (which is 3rd grade) I had crushes on boys

haha, i'm guessing you're not a girl, #15. i was joking about #6, but most girls i know can't remember the day they started liking boys. needless to say, we were a hell of a lot younger than nine.

I'm going to say I was about 4 and in kindergarten when I started liking boys. Although, I'm pretty positive I wasn't too in love with older men taking off their shirts and showing their hairy chests, because at 9 any boy or man taking of his shirt was gross. So I wouldn't worry about it, OP.

Yeah, #16's right, I've started liking guys way before nine. And, [email protected]#2. That nine year old is FIERCE.

#18, i certainly did not. that would be considered gross. i was just commenting on #15.