Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
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Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
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silent_bride 5
Why... WHY would you put something with wet superglue in a cage with a living creature? Especially something essential to its survival? I hope the poor thing is okay - you should know better.
Zya_fml 8
Oh no, that poor hamster :(
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Comments (83)
GSU2013 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's a rodent. Everyone calm your ****!
Linkerdoodles 15
What's your point?
eccentrix 12
And you're just a mammal.
alycion 39
I don't care what it is. You bring it into your home, you are responsible for its well being. I'm guessing you are one of the people who believe only cats and dogs are real pets?
KYLEW72 3
How'd that bappen
twinkiefeets 17
Did u really post your phone number???
ShyAnn29 15
Yes 47, it looks that way!
zombiibabii 4
YDI all the way. Sorry, but that was a REALLY ignorant decision. Superglue around animals is never a good idea. I hope the lil' thing is okay.
RedPillSucks 33
Hamsters be huffin'
twinkiefeets 17
How is that **** your life? More like **** the hamsters life. You probably killed it. Moron's shouldnt have living things or be near superglue!
SimplyEerb 3
Sad to say, this is pretty funny (assuming the hamster is okay). Probably not the best idea, though. Hamsters aren't the brightest of animals and having this happen seems inevitable. Just buy a new bottle next time.
justagimmick 8
I'm laughing, but how stupid do you have to be; leaving the glue to dry while the hamster was in the cage?
bmkc4 1
My son just asked for a hamster. Sounds like something my husband would do instead of buying a new water bottle lol
Eiregal2 10
I know I'm going to hell,but my first reaction was a giggle,because I pictured a hamster stuck like that with eyes all @__@ wtf? then guilt and then Atlas horror when I realised how awful this really is
cmb8280 24
Omg, these rarely make me LOL, but this one is too funny!! I feel bad for the little guy, but come on. That is funny shit