Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
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BrownSugar_fml
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Hehe that must have been one happy hamster.
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sicpupyz122
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oooo
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Phaa
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LOL.
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GeoThermalSleuth
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... Brilliant. Either 2 things have happened
A) The Hamster is Dead
B) The Hamster is partying it up with some
alchohol and the party of a lifetime.
A) The Hamster is Dead
B) The Hamster is partying it up with some
alchohol and the party of a lifetime.
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DGross
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at least there are worse ways to go... like a chicken drinking soda...
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ImaginaryFoe
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So right, #1! He is tearing that wheel up! Hope he doesn't fall off
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strandedinalimo
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What? Hamsters can't die!
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DeeBizz
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would be better if you told us what happened , douche
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MQ_was_here
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Okay, this has to be my favorite worded FML.
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MetroidSlayer01
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@1: you mean that must be one dead hamster
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fireobsessed
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ok how is this an fml??
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Proper
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Why is your life fucked? Its your hamsters life thats fucked, if it still has onee.
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dillonchristen
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so true
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M4V3R1CKR13
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Dont Let The Drunk Hamster Drive The Bus
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evilspongebob
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that kid looks just like russel!! up was a badass movie!
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Ademus
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I hope that hamster is of legal age! >=0
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ThatOneAdamKid24
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Hamsters actually have an extremely high tolerance to alcohol. Ounce for ounce a hamster could drink more than a human.
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trizdan
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yes but the hamster can't post on fml.. cause he's too drunk.
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gigi_bella
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Is he trying to convince himself he is the second Jesus?
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bobby3130
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hamsters take 100x more alcohol to get drunk then humans your hamster is fine
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ps592
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bad symbolism
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onexgun
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I moderated this one and the wine killed the hamster :P
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bezach
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XD nice "it died(smily face)"
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mama2b3
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lol happy hamster =D
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buttshapedfruit
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lmao! drunk hamster! hahahaha
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EllaFoLiFE
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buttshapedfruit, how the HECK did you come up with that name?!?!?
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Matiasbarbero
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ur sexy!
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beepelati
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ahaha oh god, that must be one drunk hamster!
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LtHoward
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huh.. I find myself wondering how intoxicated animals behave now. lol
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LtHoward
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They are night-vision goggles, my brother got them with the Modern Warfare 2 game for the xbox 360 lol SteelSgtHoward if you play =P
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LtHoward
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haha yeah
I have a PS3 account with the exact same gamertag but my brother's PS3 is not working so I rarely play it.
I have a PS3 account with the exact same gamertag but my brother's PS3 is not working so I rarely play it.
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Craw25
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Awesome
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Craw25
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Hello Ohsosweet
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Erniesduck123
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Narcissistic camwhores who take pictures on their crappy cell phone at a weird angle in their bathroom mirror can never be sexy.
Your drunk hamster will start to do The Hamster Dance and that annoying song will come on. It will get stuck in your head for weeks until it slowly releases its grip on your brain. . . and then it plays again and the torture starts anew!