By Lucy - 06/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 987
You deserved it 2 592

Same thing different taste

Top comments

BrownSugar_fml 5

Hehe that must have been one happy hamster.

perdix 29

Bad idea! Hell, yeah, that's a bad idea! Your drunk hamster will start to do The Hamster Dance and that annoying song will come on. It will get stuck in your head for weeks until it slowly releases its grip on your brain. . . and then it plays again and the torture starts anew!


BrownSugar_fml 5

Hehe that must have been one happy hamster.

GeoThermalSleuth 0

... Brilliant. Either 2 things have happened A) The Hamster is Dead B) The Hamster is partying it up with some alchohol and the party of a lifetime.

at least there are worse ways to go... like a chicken drinking soda...

So right, #1! He is tearing that wheel up! Hope he doesn't fall off

would be better if you told us what happened , douche

Okay, this has to be my favorite worded FML.

MetroidSlayer01 8

@1: you mean that must be one dead hamster

fireobsessed 0

Why is your life ******? Its your hamsters life thats ******, if it still has onee.

M4V3R1CKR13 0

Dont Let The Drunk Hamster Drive The Bus

evilspongebob 0

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that kid looks just like russel!! up was a badass movie!

Ademus 0

I hope that hamster is of legal age! >=0

Hamsters actually have an extremely high tolerance to alcohol. Ounce for ounce a hamster could drink more than a human.

trizdan 0

yes but the hamster can't post on fml.. cause he's too drunk.

gigi_bella 0

Is he trying to convince himself he is the second Jesus?

hamsters take 100x more alcohol to get drunk then humans your hamster is fine

onexgun 0

I moderated this one and the wine killed the hamster :P

bezach 0

XD nice "it died(smily face)"

mama2b3 20
buttshapedfruit 0

lmao! drunk hamster! hahahaha

buttshapedfruit, how the HECK did you come up with that name?!?!?

ahaha oh god, that must be one drunk hamster!

LtHoward 0

huh.. I find myself wondering how intoxicated animals behave now. lol

LtHoward 0

They are night-vision goggles, my brother got them with the Modern Warfare 2 game for the xbox 360 lol SteelSgtHoward if you play =P

LtHoward 0

haha yeah I have a PS3 account with the exact same gamertag but my brother's PS3 is not working so I rarely play it.

Erniesduck123 0

Narcissistic camwhores who take pictures on their crappy cell phone at a weird angle in their bathroom mirror can never be sexy.