Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
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Top comments
silent_bride 5
Why... WHY would you put something with wet superglue in a cage with a living creature? Especially something essential to its survival? I hope the poor thing is okay - you should know better.
Zya_fml 8
Oh no, that poor hamster :(
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Comments (83)
lastrael 3
I always kept my hamsters is large fish tanks ((without the water, of course.)) I had a water bottle that hooked to the cage at the top, & it would be locked in place by the top. I would try looking for one of those.
mommabuser 2
Hamster is fine. No animal was harmed in a temporary fix.
cwl727 33
That is all I wanted to know.
Kuramasan_fml 12
LMFAO!!! I wish there was a picture of this
totallyepicchick 0
XD I'm legit pissing myself right now!!! HAHAHA
gurdeep87 1
I think it's more FML for the hamster, not you
LizzCat77 9
That sounds like it looked hilarious.
Izabushel 65
I know, I am ashamed I laughed.
DReamBig24 0
How would you refill the water?
eris1028 4
I almost peed myself laughing. Thank you for this fml story. I needed it.
hermy77 5
Get a life
Joui_fml 11
I agree, the RODENT's life sucks. But YOU deserved it.