By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 706
You deserved it 5 756

Same thing different taste

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At least your daughter isn't attempting to suck all the oxygen out of the room so you don't have any left XD But in all seriousness OP you should lock the doors before you sleep, sweet dreams!

onealmxwilson 18

How scary this is depends on the age of said daughter.

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olpally 32

Lock your door... NOW! Sounds like Stewie griffin's girlfriend. Haha.

I wouldn't worry about it too much. I said a bunch of creepy stuff as a child, but I turned out of be a perfect sane person. ...For the most part.

your picture just fits perfectly with that last part, lol.

Sitting_Ducki 8

she needs her butt beat and to be stripped of EVERYTHING but the bible and the belt to ask every hour for another beating until she knows you NEVER say those things

That escalated quickly. What if shes like 5? Ur gonna whip a 5 year old girl with a belt? If you say yes, then that means you need an extra dose of your meds.

23, what the **** is WRONG with you?? I hope you don't have any children.

gmc_blossom 21

@23 Leave her with the Bible that way she can read it and become even more insane? Great idea.

"Not before I break yours first!" *op snaps daughter's head whilst barbarian scream.*

JMichael 25

Well I hope you can get to sleep without that happening...