Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
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DahkLohd
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Is your face as scary as mine?
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perdix
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They probably taught the kids about pedophiles and your little game is up.
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eskimomarvin
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lol that sucks
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Marvin_Android
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Sounds nightmarish.
Trying to form a bond with your offspring is pointless anyway. In a few short years, she will want to be off on her own and run away just as fiercely. The fact that she hates and fears you already should make it easier on you in the long-run; no sudden shock when she goes from lovey-dovey to rebellious and hateful. At least now you won't waste your efforts. Too bad you'll still suffer through a miserable existence.
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
Trying to form a bond with your offspring is pointless anyway. In a few short years, she will want to be off on her own and run away just as fiercely. The fact that she hates and fears you already should make it easier on you in the long-run; no sudden shock when she goes from lovey-dovey to rebellious and hateful. At least now you won't waste your efforts. Too bad you'll still suffer through a miserable existence.
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
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Jaguars25
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Oh Marvin. I enjoy reading what you write. it's terrible of me to take pleasure in your woe, but I always look forward to your contributions. (Have you read Warbot in Accounting? Reminds me of you.)
Re. FML: Maybe the giant fur coat did the trick? Poor you!
Re. FML: Maybe the giant fur coat did the trick? Poor you!
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fakeaccountX
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it's going to be a long 18 years
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atlanta_lex
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I doubt it's THAT serious.
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DahkLohd
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Is your face as scary as mine?
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Selena_is_back
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you're not scary... ;D I find you attractive... Rawr!
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DahkLohd
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Thanks, but I wouldn't want to "Julian Assange" you. Hit me up in a year and a half. :)
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Selena_is_back
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I can wait... *evil laugh*
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zazooftanzania
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haha good one
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millionaire93
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ahaha. that's funny.
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cono1717
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STRANGER DANGER!!
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kubleeka
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mom is a stranger now, is she?
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macskapingvin
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Maybe she can't tell the difference between your 'I'm going to hug you' face and your 'I'm a big scary giant I'm going to chase you' face.
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DocBastard
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Maybe you shouldn't have dressed up like Jason Voorhies, dumbass. You should have learned your lesson from the Halloween Freddy Krueger incident. Some people...
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CoolAsian
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Voorhees dumbass
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MEM0817
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CoolAsian I'm sure you didn't even know the correct spelling until you googled it.
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DakotaCat
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Don't wear a Noseybonk mask if you're gunna pick up your kid from preschool.
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perdix
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They probably taught the kids about pedophiles and your little game is up.
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DncrHap
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stranger danger! pedobear wants you to try harder.
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MfailK
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you are so pretty.
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Korro
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are you sure that was your daughter?
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veebs
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HAHA FUNNY(:
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dirtyhose
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st0p beating you're kid and this w0nt happen duh