By badplannning - 30/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Naperville

Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML
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mattzawesome 28
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Sounds like he got too nervous to make a move. Or he's really into air fresheners.

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SAGARCo 19
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Well, at least he's not a liar...

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mattzawesome 28
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Sounds like he got too nervous to make a move. Or he's really into air fresheners.

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vikky538 28
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He couldn't make a move thats why he suggested just movie

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derpina72 23

Agreed! I really hope OP gives him a second chance.

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smokecloud_ 37
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I work with a girl who has an obsession with laundry detergent. It's possible.

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cole66 14
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at least no one saw you guys getting dirty in the car

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pandalover69 26
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Where the hell did you get that from?! It doesn't say they did anything in the car.

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SubaruWRXSTI 16
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All she planned on doing was making out with him, I don't really qualify that as "getting dirty."

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SAGARCo 19
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Well, at least he's not a liar...

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pjsr 32
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That's a good quality. Most of us guys will lie, cheat, or steal to get something physical: 'I think I have something caught in my teeth. Can you feel around in there with your tongue?' 'I love the shirt you're wearing. Can I try it on?'

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MegasaurusRex89 28
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That's awkward. At least he was a gentleman? I mean worse things have happened...

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Shivery isn't dead after all, and he enjoys fine scents.

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SnowxSakura 17
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It'll be a very cold night for her now.

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Kiernan151 25
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Chivalry has very little to do with respecting women, its mostly about battle...

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beeferjay 34
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#5, troll level; ninja

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Mpii 11
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Maybe he wanted to takethings slowly so he doesn't mess up his chance with you. Communication is key Op!

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firegirl1993 21
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Sounds like nervousness to me. Or your car freshener was really really great.

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fatal4life 10

Lol fell in love with the air freshener Instead of her

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freya1998 23
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well, he didn't lie! and that must have been one hell of a freshener ;)

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El_Boxeador 14
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And people say chivalry is dead haha

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Tripartita 44
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Haha, what an amateur! A pro would've taken a picture of your air freshener and cross referenced it with Google image results.

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