By badplannning - 30/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Naperville
Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML
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  pjsr  |  31

That's a good quality. Most of us guys will lie, cheat, or steal to get something physical: 'I think I have something caught in my teeth. Can you feel around in there with your tongue?' 'I love the shirt you're wearing. Can I try it on?'