Love: Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could...

By badplannning - 30/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Naperville

Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 07/07/2016 18:37 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

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Bitch move

By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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mattzawesome 28

Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Sounds like he got too nervous to make a move. Or he's really into air fresheners.

SAGARCo 19

Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Well, at least he's not a liar...

Comments

mattzawesome 28

Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Sounds like he got too nervous to make a move. Or he's really into air fresheners.

vikky538 28

Monday 30 November 2015 19:08

He couldn't make a move thats why he suggested just movie

derpina72 23

Monday 30 November 2015 21:49

Agreed! I really hope OP gives him a second chance.

smokecloud_ 37

Monday 30 November 2015 23:36

I work with a girl who has an obsession with laundry detergent. It's possible.

cole66 14

Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

at least no one saw you guys getting dirty in the car

pandalover69 26

Wednesday 2 December 2015 3:16

Where the hell did you get that from?! It doesn't say they did anything in the car.

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Monday 4 July 2016 7:09

All she planned on doing was making out with him, I don't really qualify that as "getting dirty."

SAGARCo 19

Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Well, at least he's not a liar...

pjsr 32

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:19

That's a good quality. Most of us guys will lie, cheat, or steal to get something physical: 'I think I have something caught in my teeth. Can you feel around in there with your tongue?' 'I love the shirt you're wearing. Can I try it on?'