FML : Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought...

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Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML

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By badplannning - / Monday 30 November 2015 04:55 / United States - Naperville

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By mattzawesome | 28

#6474287 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Sounds like he got too nervous to make a move. Or he's really into air fresheners.

By SAGARCo | 19

#6474289 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Well, at least he's not a liar...

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By mattzawesome | 28

#6474287 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Sounds like he got too nervous to make a move. Or he's really into air fresheners.

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vikky538 | 28

#6474355 - Monday 30 November 2015 19:08

He couldn't make a move thats why he suggested just movie

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derpina72 | 23

#6474489 - Monday 30 November 2015 21:49

Agreed! I really hope OP gives him a second chance.

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smokecloud_ | 37

#6474575 - Monday 30 November 2015 23:36

I work with a girl who has an obsession with laundry detergent. It's possible.

By cole66 | 13

#6474288 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

at least no one saw you guys getting dirty in the car

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pandalover69 | 26

#6475427 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 3:16

Where the hell did you get that from?! It doesn't say they did anything in the car.

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SubaruWRXSTI | 16

#6642772 - Monday 4 July 2016 7:09

All she planned on doing was making out with him, I don't really qualify that as "getting dirty."

By SAGARCo | 19

#6474289 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Well, at least he's not a liar...

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pjsr | 31

#6474692 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:19

That's a good quality. Most of us guys will lie, cheat, or steal to get something physical: 'I think I have something caught in my teeth. Can you feel around in there with your tongue?' 'I love the shirt you're wearing. Can I try it on?'

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6474291 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

That's awkward. At least he was a gentleman? I mean worse things have happened...

By ThrottleJockey | 34

#6474292 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Shivery isn't dead after all, and he enjoys fine scents.

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SnowxSakura | 17

#6474301 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:33

It'll be a very cold night for her now.

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adamdangel0 | 3

#6474303 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:33

chivalry

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Kiernan151 | 25

#6474311 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:37

Chivalry has very little to do with respecting women, its mostly about battle...

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beeferjay | 34

#6474326 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:47

#5, troll level; ninja

By Mpii | 11

#6474293 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:24

Maybe he wanted to takethings slowly so he doesn't mess up his chance with you. Communication is key Op!

By firegirl1993 | 21

#6474294 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:26

Sounds like nervousness to me.
Or your car freshener was really really great.

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fatal4life | 10

#6474837 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 9:00

Lol fell in love with the air freshener Instead of her

By freya1998 | 23

#6474296 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:27

well, he didn't lie! and that must have been one hell of a freshener ;)

By El_Boxeador | 14

#6474298 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:29

And people say chivalry is dead haha

By Tripartita | 44

#6474299 - Monday 30 November 2015 18:30

Haha, what an amateur! A pro would've taken a picture of your air freshener and cross referenced it with Google image results.

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sanchitgoyal | 27

#6474842 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 9:19

Hhahahaha!

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abbyade | 21

#6474942 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 13:33

Lmao.

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