Love: Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could...

By badplannning - 30/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Naperville

Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Silverfeathery - 14/11/2016 11:19 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML

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By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By bummerdood - 26/08/2012 04:15 - United States - Wichita

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML

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By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML

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Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Sounds like he got too nervous to make a move. Or he's really into air fresheners.

SAGARCo 19

Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Well, at least he's not a liar...

Comments

mattzawesome 28

Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Sounds like he got too nervous to make a move. Or he's really into air fresheners.

vikky538 28

Monday 30 November 2015 19:08

He couldn't make a move thats why he suggested just movie

derpina72 23

Monday 30 November 2015 21:49

Agreed! I really hope OP gives him a second chance.

smokecloud_ 37

Monday 30 November 2015 23:36

I work with a girl who has an obsession with laundry detergent. It's possible.

cole66 14

Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

at least no one saw you guys getting dirty in the car

pandalover69 26

Wednesday 2 December 2015 3:16

Where the hell did you get that from?! It doesn't say they did anything in the car.

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Monday 4 July 2016 7:09

All she planned on doing was making out with him, I don't really qualify that as "getting dirty."

SAGARCo 19

Monday 30 November 2015 18:23

Well, at least he's not a liar...

pjsr 32

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:19

That's a good quality. Most of us guys will lie, cheat, or steal to get something physical: 'I think I have something caught in my teeth. Can you feel around in there with your tongue?' 'I love the shirt you're wearing. Can I try it on?'