Miscellaneous: Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles....

By AsshatUncle - 30/11/2015 02:47 - United States - Tampa

Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML

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Overreaction much?

By brokenglass - 24/03/2021 21:30

Today, while bringing my grandmother some water, I tripped, dropping and shattering the glass. Infuriated, she explained to me that the glass was worth more than I am and ordered me out of her house for good. I live there. I was also with her when she bought the glass. $10 for a set of 4. FML

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By Username - 16/09/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all 3 of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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By dummy - 22/05/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my grandpa took out the family for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turn around without thinking and give him a big hug and say thanks for dinner Grandpa. It wasn't my grandpa. FML

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Awkward family gatherings

By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Bensenville

Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML

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By kate - 29/04/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

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Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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Piss off

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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askullnamedbilly 33

Monday 30 November 2015 17:38

Does it really need to be said? Get him to pay you back for the broken table, and consider not ever inviting him out again.

Tripartita 44

Monday 30 November 2015 17:43

He sounds like the kind of guy you'd hate to beat at board games.

Comments

TurtleShampoo 14

Monday 30 November 2015 17:37

You can always say no

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 30 November 2015 17:38

Wow!! Talk about ungrateful. So Sorry OP!

askullnamedbilly 33

Monday 30 November 2015 17:38

Does it really need to be said? Get him to pay you back for the broken table, and consider not ever inviting him out again.

johnjingleheimer 13

Monday 30 November 2015 17:39

Did you give him the ride?

Ipeh 20

Monday 30 November 2015 21:55

It maddens the hell out of me when some people leave us out in the cold with no follow-up.

DogeDogeDoge 13

Monday 30 November 2015 17:40

At least you know who to not invite over next time..

crochet_addict 10

Monday 30 November 2015 17:41

Rude and ungrateful

TMWhisp 22

Monday 30 November 2015 17:42

Maybe you should flip him the bird as you drive by without him.

Tripartita 44

Monday 30 November 2015 17:43

He sounds like the kind of guy you'd hate to beat at board games.

derangedplanet 23

Monday 30 November 2015 21:12

I feel like every good board game ends in that kinda stuff regardless if there's a lack of a tantrum thrower. Then again maybe yall have calmer families than me. I don't know. all I know is feelings are very hurt after monopoly.

GhostDuck 30

Tuesday 1 December 2015 19:43

I feel like no matter how tame, everyone fights after Monopoly. Everyone. Meanwhile, my family can't get through a few rounds of Uno before there's arguing and slapping courtesy of the 12 year old.