By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 193
You deserved it 2 997

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ImaWiseGuy 5

yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....

BOOM, headshot.


Fyl, that's some pretty bad luck!

I feel the need to try this FML out when I go shopping! :D

maybe you didn't look so good in the clothes

they should have at least yelled " Fire in the hole " first

yaay shoe fight at Macy's ;)

Primo_Loco 0

LMAO sucks to be you, it's a sign to shop less ;P

it was probably babytard ;)

m0tl3ycru3 0

77- your gf is lookin nice

Boom, headshot.

ImaWiseGuy 5

yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....

krazyvato 0

it wasn't shit it was a shoe and she wasn't trying to catch it ydi even more then she did

ImaWiseGuy 5

14, you truly are a dumb ass aren't you? go get a dictionary and look up the word sarcasm and then report back to me....

19 - wrong FML - you're a fail

mintcar 9

50, you're a fail.

I blame gravity.

35- I'm sorry but sarcasm doesn't appear as well on the Internet as they do in real life, we couldn't see your facial expressions while you were saying that, people mint have thought of it differently,like now I still can't believe it's sarcasm

I blame Brittany Spears.

The_Moustache 6

50, you're a fail.

C6Racer 0

66, you're still an idiot. There's a reason people put three, or more, periods at the end of a statement.

ImaWiseGuy 5

66, look for outlandish remarks that should help you in the future....

What 19 said related to another fml and I found it amusing.

74 - Yes, it's usually to omit an unnecessary thought. To detect sarcasm on the interwebz, look at how the comment is worded. Does it make sense to this FML? Does it seem highly unrealistic? If you answered no to the first question and yes to the second, it's probably sarcasm.

YoungBanks 3

76 so it seems only a few of us have a sense of humor or have a brain to tell that there is a joke.

staceysgenesis16 0

hmm .. thats awsome .. lol i can see some people dont get humor ..

Throw them back!

KittKatt515 0

Aha thats wht I wouldve done!

That sucks. I would've gotten out that stall so quick.

should of stolen the shoe.

C6Racer 0

Should HAVE gone to school.

Should OF realized that this isn't English class!

There is no such thing as 'should/could/would of'. You're an idiot for even thinking there is. Just because it's not 'English class' doesn't mean you're exempt from typing properly. Learn to speak English before you type, please.

I hope you threw them back >:-/

u shud have waited till they come out and throw them right in their face! make sure u get the right person tho. it's A good joke I might try it one day :)

krazyvato 0

honestly u deserved it for not dodging it that happens on the time ppl these days

shithappens2memo 0

#9, dressing rooms are only so big...

that sucks op, people are such douches some times. you shouldve told a worker - maybe you wouldve gotten a discount on whatever you were buying! hope your eye gets better!

NotYourOrdinary7 6 she wouldn't have gotten a discount. I know it sucks but the managers only honor discounts for bad customer service or damaged merchandise.

If OP complained or threatened enough, OP would have gotten a discount! I work in customer service. Sometimes discounts are given just to get the customer to shut up! LOL

harley_man 0

U should have stood on the seat with the shoes and throw them back and gave them a bloody nose and a black eye