By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
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ImaWiseGuy 5

yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....

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kaylanicole1255 1

I feel the need to try this FML out when I go shopping! :D

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esu 5

maybe you didn't look so good in the clothes

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chickenfriedCG 0

they should have at least yelled " Fire in the hole " first

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Primo_Loco 0

LMAO sucks to be you, it's a sign to shop less ;P

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m0tl3ycru3 0

77- your gf is lookin nice

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ImaWiseGuy 5

yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....

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krazyvato 0

it wasn't shit it was a shoe and she wasn't trying to catch it ydi even more then she did

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ImaWiseGuy 5

14, you truly are a dumb ass aren't you? go get a dictionary and look up the word sarcasm and then report back to me....

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Rose8u 2

35- I'm sorry but sarcasm doesn't appear as well on the Internet as they do in real life, we couldn't see your facial expressions while you were saying that, people mint have thought of it differently,like now I still can't believe it's sarcasm

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The_Moustache 6

50, you're a fail.

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C6Racer 0

66, you're still an idiot. There's a reason people put three, or more, periods at the end of a statement.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

66, look for outlandish remarks that should help you in the future....

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Bano360 25

What 19 said related to another fml and I found it amusing.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

74 - Yes, it's usually to omit an unnecessary thought. To detect sarcasm on the interwebz, look at how the comment is worded. Does it make sense to this FML? Does it seem highly unrealistic? If you answered no to the first question and yes to the second, it's probably sarcasm.

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YoungBanks 3

76 so it seems only a few of us have a sense of humor or have a brain to tell that there is a joke.

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staceysgenesis16 0

hmm .. thats awsome .. lol i can see some people dont get humor ..

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FYLorYDIohno 12

That sucks. I would've gotten out that stall so quick.

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C6Racer 0

Should HAVE gone to school.

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orphinz 3

Should OF realized that this isn't English class!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

There is no such thing as 'should/could/would of'. You're an idiot for even thinking there is. Just because it's not 'English class' doesn't mean you're exempt from typing properly. Learn to speak English before you type, please.

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ciarafox9 9

u shud have waited till they come out and throw them right in their face! make sure u get the right person tho. it's A good joke I might try it one day :)

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krazyvato 0

honestly u deserved it for not dodging it that happens on the time ppl these days

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shithappens2memo 0

#9, dressing rooms are only so big...

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boygeorgebaby 0

that sucks op, people are such douches some times. you shouldve told a worker - maybe you wouldve gotten a discount on whatever you were buying! hope your eye gets better!

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

No...no she wouldn't have gotten a discount. I know it sucks but the managers only honor discounts for bad customer service or damaged merchandise.

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kaylanicole1255 1

If OP complained or threatened enough, OP would have gotten a discount! I work in customer service. Sometimes discounts are given just to get the customer to shut up! LOL

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harley_man 0

U should have stood on the seat with the shoes and throw them back and gave them a bloody nose and a black eye

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