Embarrassing, Wanker and Intimacy: Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told...

By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Lockedinroom - 05/02/2013 16:18 - United States

Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML

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Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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macystar 14

Friday 15 November 2013 2:55

I think it's a little more weird that your parents are discussing your jacking off skills.

fylsinceydi 2

Friday 15 November 2013 2:54

How do you jack off weird?

Comments

an3ph 20

Friday 15 November 2013 10:20

Ho-kay, now I'm curious. Descriptive follow-up please!

pdp_fml 21

Friday 15 November 2013 11:24

I am just wondering why you didn't lock your door? YDI, sorry. Next time lock your door.

vikky538 28

Friday 15 November 2013 14:37

you clearly lack covering up skills...

rogerover 19

Friday 15 November 2013 16:44

What a DICK! Your Dad

NeatNit 32

Friday 15 November 2013 18:48

YDI for not locking

edanielleh 21

Friday 15 November 2013 19:59

YDI, you really should lock the door

InfiniIII 6

Friday 15 November 2013 23:04

My parents would always get suspicious if I locked my door, especially if I take a long time to unlock it...

squarecircles 13

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:07

Good way to sharpen up your dice rollin' skills

zyprexa_fml 10

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:08

YDI for not locking the door. Masturbation is a private subject, and you don't want too many people to find out if you do it, especially not your parents. Anyway, I'm sure that your dad will forget about it soon enough, and from what he said about your weird...um...technique it sounds like he has or does **********, himself.