Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
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Top comments
macystar 14
I think it's a little more weird that your parents are discussing your jacking off skills.
fylsinceydi 2
How do you jack off weird?
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Comments (131)
calipilot227 16
Different strokes for different folks...
ireneedaprincess 4
maybe cause it's little?
LinkLovr 5
Yeah... Locks are nice to use. Especially for this hopeless generation of mindless teenagers...
jh921971 10
And now that you posted this EVERYBODY KNOWS! :D
middlesister04 5
pops sound like a weirdo too.
justtheotherguy 12
That's a jackass
imchacon22 19
Well that's awkward
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI. Lock your door next time.
glitterkuro 18
He still doesn't deserve his parents laughing at him! That's just shitty parenting. Embarrassing that he forgot to lock the door, F his life for having lousy parents (or at the least a lousy Dad)
bazookajoey 27
Been there
raytyler26 16
After the first sentence I voted YDI.