Embarrassing, Wanker and Intimacy: Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told...

By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Lockedinroom - 05/02/2013 16:18 - United States

Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML

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Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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Friday 15 November 2013 2:55

I think it's a little more weird that your parents are discussing your jacking off skills.

fylsinceydi 2

Friday 15 November 2013 2:54

How do you jack off weird?

Comments

Gangsterrface 10

Friday 15 November 2013 4:08

Locks WERE made for a reason...

alycion 38

Friday 15 November 2013 18:05

You think people who frequent this site would have learned to lock doors by now. It takes an extra second. And it's not like they are complicated to use.

Gangsterrface 10

Friday 15 November 2013 22:00

Right?!

Devul143 12

Friday 15 November 2013 4:23

Don't peiple ******* knock anymore? my parents never just WALKED into my room...

LanaRenee13 6

Friday 15 November 2013 4:41

mine did. they paid the bills, so they did what they wanted.

rundas09 8

Friday 15 November 2013 5:24

Mine did too. Closed doors were a no-no.

Ksweety_fml 27

Friday 15 November 2013 4:25

Wow

Gb1625 7

Friday 15 November 2013 4:31

lol

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 15 November 2013 4:37

If you're going to choke the chicken, punch the clown, hog tie the dolphin, or man handle the meat saw always ensure the door is locked.

LanaRenee13 6

Friday 15 November 2013 4:37

hahaha. I'm so sorry.

Saikon1357 25

Friday 15 November 2013 4:38

Well do you?

seetherxoxaddict 7

Friday 15 November 2013 4:39

lmao sucks to be yooou xD

little_one 20

Friday 15 November 2013 4:40

Knocks or locks either way that's just disrespectful. My father in law caught my hubby doing the five finger death punch to girly vids at a young age and all he said was of thank god you're straight... So it could be worse...?