Today, I found out I’m pregnant. This would be joyful news, if the father wasn’t my friend’s soon-to-be husband. I’m one of the bridesmaids at their wedding tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
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Bogrbon 27
******* your friend's fiancee is low, especially when she has you in the wedding. Doing it without protection is just downright stupid. Not sure what sympathy you expect.
pandaandthepitty 12
What an gross human being you are. And a terrible 'friend'.
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pandaandthepitty 12
What an gross human being you are. And a terrible 'friend'.
Bogrbon 27
******* your friend's fiancee is low, especially when she has you in the wedding. Doing it without protection is just downright stupid. Not sure what sympathy you expect.
Plop 17
It's easy, really: just say you were black-out drunk a month ago and got gang-banged by half-a-dozen random guys you met a bar, and therefore have NO IDEA who the father is. Oh and yeah, you're a colossally shitty friend. But then again, to be "fair", your friend's boyfriend would likely have cheated on her with someone else if it hadn't been with you anyway, so he's probably an even bigger sack of shit. Now that I think about it, you two sound like a match made in heaven! Or rather, in this case, hell.
BeepBeep 4
You're an incredibly shitty person for offering this as a solution, and sound like a harder case than a couple of cheaters.
Plop 17
Well, you're not entirely wrong: I am a very shitty person. That being said, what exactly did I say that was incorrect or uncalled for?
sch00ln3rd 11
I think they’re referring to the “pretend to have been raped” while drunk response. I get the sarcasm though and agree, they’re both crappy people.
Plop 17
You do realize drunken sex and gang-bangs can be consensual, right?
Nikki 17
I don’t know why people ever post stuff like this on here, did you want a bunch of randoms to confirm with you that your a terrible person or were you expecting something else?
treehead42 10
You should tell the bride. No marriage should start on a falsehood. Tell her before the wedding day, as early as you can.
Doom_Kitty 14
This! It's not up to random strangers on the internet to judge about the desicions of random people IRL but if OP doesn't tell them, she took away their right to decide for themselves how to handle their relationship. And THAT would be really shitty.
wysegirl 24
Situations happen but no matter what your friend should know. We don't know what occurred between you and the groom or if your friend was aware.. In the end she still has a right to know.
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, at least you have the wedding gift thing all sorted out. One less worth, am I right?
leogs23 25
How disrespectful
xingyibear 5
unless your friend was consenting (ie in an open relationship) then you are a POS
Sera Stevens 9
yikes to this whole situation. who needs enemy's man I tell ya