By PyroSam - 12/12/2014 18:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML
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PyroSam tells us more.

Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.

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He gets points for creativity.

Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.


Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.

have to admit he was heartlessly.... creative

Haha, if he did have the balls to break up with her in person would you consider him "The One" "Awe he broke up with her in person, he's a keeper"

I meant Op shouldn't feel too bad about it because he broke up with her/him through carollers. He shouldn't be worth the grief.

SkyGuy32 17

What are you talking about, that's the best way to break up.

#20 Hahaha "He broke up with me in person! I think he's the one!" *girls in the background screaming with joy* "Omg!"

incoherentrmblr 21

So, I'm wondering if they did "The 12 reasons I am breaking up with you..."

I'm wondering if they put a spin on a classic Christmas song or if he wrote his own song for it and just had them sing it.

He gets points for creativity.

How festive!

Definitely. It's all he gets points for, but it certainly is a new way. And impressive that he convinced them to do that....

I know it's wrong. but I just laughed my ass off! !

Just when you thought Christmas carols couldn't be any more obnoxious...

At least he put effort into it.....

Did he really? The least he could have done is break up to her face and not behind some Christmas Carollers

It was... Creative. I'd give him that. But in terms of the relationship and in terms of OP, there was NO effort. It is way harder to gather the courage to break up with someone face to face. Console them as they cry, and answer the endless questions they probably have. OP, you'll be fine. Spend the holidays with friends and family c:

Now you can celebrate Festivus! The Holiday for the rest of us.

Louie2013 12

Get ready for the airing of grievances

lexiieeex3 32

What a dick...

I'm so sorry for you. Boys should be manly enough to do it themselves. You deserve better!

if he can't break up with someone himself in real life, he probably doesn't need to be in a relationship.

that's a whole new level of fucked up