I know right? Never wake a man while asleep.

my 47-year-old dad doesn't do that when i wake him up late at night. thanks for the warning though.

Ugh! I hate it when someone wakes me from a nap. That's why I always put my phone on silent and lock the doors before sleeping 

he's a doctor OR a police ;)

Or a nurse or a volunteer fireman.

Yeah cuz ur a "man"

That was 4 number 11

topygrl2 - I wasn't referring to myself as a man. I was meaning the dad, douche.

What the fuck is your picture?!

What's yours? 0_o

its forever alone, google it.

I guess when lawyers are calling about outstanding child support, the phone is a deadly weapon indeed.

It's only deadly to men. If you're a girl it's your best friend.

scrubs, I expect better than this from you!

... yes

Way to read the paragraph!!!

My dad would. He is as old as dirt tho.

That's probably why everyone messes with me. I hate being messed with!

Sorry I meant it for the previous FML sorry really

I don't know why people thumbs down your comments. They're kind of funny. Sometimes.

Thanks Perdition :)

It was his work phone and he was on call. Perhaps he works for the electric company and there was a major power outage that needed to be fixed. Perhaps he's a doctor and needed to go save someone's life. Are those not good enough fucking reasons to wake him up for one fucking cool? Maybe try reading the entire FML before commenting.

Because... he was on call. You know, that's what it means to be, and I repeat, ON CALL. If people call you, you get your ass to their house, or do whatever the heck it is you get paid to do.

Lol, you might have to