By anonymous - 03/06/2011 06:25 - United States

Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML
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damn haha I feel bad for your father, I hate being woken up.

It was his work phone and he was on call. Perhaps he works for the electric company and there was a major power outage that needed to be fixed. Perhaps he's a doctor and needed to go save someone's life. Are those not good enough fucking reasons to wake him up for one fucking cool? Maybe try reading the entire FML before commenting.

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damn haha I feel bad for your father, I hate being woken up.

I know right? Never wake a man while asleep.

my 47-year-old dad doesn't do that when i wake him up late at night. thanks for the warning though.

Ugh! I hate it when someone wakes me from a nap. That's why I always put my phone on silent and lock the doors before sleeping 

he's a doctor OR a police ;)

Or a nurse or a volunteer fireman.

Yeah cuz ur a "man"

That was 4 number 11

topygrl2 - I wasn't referring to myself as a man. I was meaning the dad, douche.

Wowzahs, I think I'll take him. Best home defense out there, attacking his own children.

What the fuck is your picture?!

What's yours? 0_o

its forever alone, google it.

not to mention you were holding the most deadly weapon know to man-kind. A phone.

I guess when lawyers are calling about outstanding child support, the phone is a deadly weapon indeed.

It's only deadly to men. If you're a girl it's your best friend.

scrubs, I expect better than this from you!

So according to you, every 47 year old men does that?

Way to read the paragraph!!!

My dad would. He is as old as dirt tho.

Its a good thing that he doesn't sleep with a gun...

Jumpy people are funny to mess with.

That's probably why everyone messes with me. I hate being messed with!

Bitch. No offense to you sister. Bitch.

Sorry I meant it for the previous FML sorry really

I love it when my dads on a booty call, and I answer his phone ;)

I don't know why people thumbs down your comments. They're kind of funny. Sometimes.

Thanks Perdition :)

Yes. Fyl, but that's awesome. But, why would you try and wake him up at one for one fucking cool?

It was his work phone and he was on call. Perhaps he works for the electric company and there was a major power outage that needed to be fixed. Perhaps he's a doctor and needed to go save someone's life. Are those not good enough fucking reasons to wake him up for one fucking cool? Maybe try reading the entire FML before commenting.

Because... he was on call. You know, that's what it means to be, and I repeat, ON CALL. If people call you, you get your ass to their house, or do whatever the heck it is you get paid to do.

Lol, you might have to

That's super scary. My dad is almost 50 and he could still kick my ass if he wanted to. fyl.