By Experience - 05/02/2013 20:19 - United States - Waynesfield
Same thing different taste
Bad omen
By pupitre - 18/10/2011 00:16 - Canada
By ItGirl - 09/11/2014 02:36 - Sweden - Eskilstuna
By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 06:28 - United States
By naladetet - 23/11/2014 08:31 - United States - Newark
By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown
By 2ndgenoration - 17/05/2014 21:56 - United States - Baton Rouge
By Anonymous - 23/06/2014 19:52 - United States
By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States
By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States
Good boy
By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00
Top comments
Comments
Reminds me of the time I asked my mom what her first thought was when she found out she was pregnant with me, and her response was "Can I kill myself?" Ah, parental love!
Honestly, the nickname is not that funny or that mean. Give your dad a nickname to match. I'd call him "Puppet master" & bow on one knee to be dramatic. But that's just me.
all my plans suck. but there are never any mistakes.
Just start calling him "Foresight"
Damn, that sucks ! feel sorry for ya ! =)
this is the best FML i have read in a long time. your dad is my hero
Don't worry... I'm the middle child and I still get called the "oops". :(
Keywords
Could be worse. My dad just calls me "The Little Bitch."
I chuckled when I saw your username OP. It seems you've accepted your fate