Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Anonymous
Saint Gallen, Switzerland
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
whattheactualfuck
Durban, South Africa
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
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rubberduckie94 13
Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?
Chilombian 0
That's...something.
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Comments (142)
fernclogger 5
You should ask if your dad and mom are related while he's drunk... Incest-much?
ctlnaaia71 8
EWWWWWWWW
kportal69 5
This story will be more epic if we found out that OP was a boy.
trivel64 16
their nickname is illinoisgirl... so...
streetracerVC 9
thats how they roll in hungary
tommyfox 19
Wincest
NERDSUNITE92_fml 8
Thats creepy because drunk words are sober thoughts
sweetdreams20 0
No
Pelreskovich 11
Your dad.. Uh.. Loves you? Have a great Valentine's Day!
rillastyle 1
Dose mom know?
Jannettecooks 1
What do you call the sweat between two people in your town having sex? Relative humidity.
muffinXmonster 12
It's funny because it's true XD LOL
MarkEternal02 19
That'd be an awkward father daughter dance at that wedding. . .
bmwguy01 8
not as awkward as the honey moon!:/