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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:42

Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?

Chilombian 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:42

That's...something.

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omarecer 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:05

I hope you said NO

apm2629 2

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:09

Omg no way?!?! what was your answer?

sincerelyjay 13

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:19

As much as we want to deny it, beer brings out the truth. Did you say yes?!

pjmommy 9

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:21

u know they say when you're drunk the truth comes out

sweetdreams20 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:23

That's a story you done want the kids to hear

sweetdreams20 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:09

Don't**

DQEight 8

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:32

Ask him to do it again and record it, then blackmail him for money

potterag 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:47

Firstly for everyone who believes that drunk words are sober thoughts that just stupid. Following that train of thought then drunk actions are sober thoughts as well. So if you truly think that then if someone punches a t.v ( I have seen this happen) this was what they wanted to do subconsciously, unlikely. Secondly, a wise man once said " we do dumb shit when we are ****** up."

sucks2buuuuuu 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:03

I'm with u :)

yaoifreak 8

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:48

Incest Alert!!!!!!!!WOOP!!!!!...no seriously that's pretty screwed up¡

ilulife 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:21

I'd say no

fabyzoe 2

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:33

yay for incest

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