Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Anonymous
Saint Gallen, Switzerland
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
whattheactualfuck
Durban, South Africa
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Top comments
rubberduckie94 13
Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?
Chilombian 0
That's...something.
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Comments (142)
MickGold 8
"Happy Valentine's sweetie. Will u marry me?" *said with slurred speech* You poor girl.
iamg 1
Thats erotic, marry him, can i come to your wedding?
ByronJess 17
Incest is not best. (:
Cuppycakeslol 4
C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
deadlyriot101 7
True love :)
MrsUresti 8
Eeww
SebastianG 2
Will he walk you down the aisle too?
music12 4
That's... Uhhhhh.... No comment
zoecw 14
Was he serious?
Skyrim123 3
Say yes